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# O2 Relief
I Know its RIS but hear me out:
I went shopping today, and whilst my girlfriend was in a random clothes shop I took a stroll into the 'O2 Shop'. Whilst browsing certain dummy phones on the wall, the shop assisitant bothered me and said 'Bruv, you know dat da phones on dat table over there are workin' models wiv intanet and everyfink ready to go, so feel free to have a play around'. Just as I was about to say 'Fuck off' in the nicest possible way, I had an idea. I walked over to the table he mentioned and picked up the nearest phone, which was an IPhone I then navigated to the SMS app. I sent a text to my gf to see if it worked, and she called me on my own phone confirming this. I could now continue with my master plan. I had remembered some celebs were climbing Kilamanjaro for Comic Relief and that to donate money, all one had to do was send a text with the word 'climb' to 88808. Doing this would donate £1 to the cause. I spent half an hour in the shop and managed to donate £30 before arousing suspicion! All thanks to O2.


I urge all b3tans to do likewise!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# :) aw.
(Woc) kommuts bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Excellent work!
I hope they don't try to claim it back!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# What kind of company claims back money from such a worthy cause?
Thats the beauty of it. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# top work :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# not
funny
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Every time I log on I see this picture
4 times in 24 hours! You're such a hypocrite when it comes to reposting.

/pissed, don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Am I really?
I think that you'll find that I have no issue with reposting.
I think that you will find that I have an issue with people reposting the same thing in a new thread.
No hypocrisy there. If you don't like me and want to call me a cunt then go ahead but don't talk bollocks.

/sober and really don't give a fuck for your pathetic mewlings.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# that should help nicely with the bar tab backstage
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# That's awesome
good job!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# what is coma relief
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# fapping over a comatose...
wait, I've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Or not enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# she never saw me coming
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# CONTINUE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# That is awsome!!!
Watching Comic Relief yesterday, they had a text number to donate £5, shame u didnt have that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# yeh that would have been great!
Make that O2 Dome useful somehow! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# ashually
the one time i was there i quite liked it, apart from the beer prices, but they didn't surprise me as much as upset me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Haha
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Words and words and words and words!!!
What do they mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# and a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Lines and lines and lines and lines!!!
What do they mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# GJPC
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# well done
although you could've text "YES" and given a fiver each time.

serves em right for having live phones
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# hahaha great stuff :D
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)