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# For the attention of Comrade Muu


Managed to translate the cover (took ages with an online Cyrillic keyboard)
Frustrated with the handwriting, not least since Wiki says one letter can be written as g.

But here's what I got thus far.

PROLETARIANS OF ALL COUNTRIES INCORPORATE!
COMMUNIST PARTY OF THE SOVIET UNION
REGISTRATION FORM FOR MEMBERSHIP OF THE CPSU

He's from Belarus. 5 scans of stuff (between 148 and 366K)
1 2 3 4 5

Posted rather than gazzed, to save all the copy & pasting. Translating it all
would be cruel and unusual, but it'd be nice to get a bit of an idea what he's about :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:49, archived)
# Have I woke up on Tuesday?

9
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:50, archived)
# What?
What's the problem here?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:52, archived)
# I was just asking?

8
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:54, archived)
# how dare you
nawty bwoy
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:57, archived)
# I posted a picture...
It might not be genius but it's not even 8am on a Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Run!
He's going to explode in 7 seconds time!!!

'ningles all. I have no rant for you this sunny morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)
# nings ghosty!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:16, archived)
# 'ningles.
I'm debating red bull.

EDIT: Don't mention the desks. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:17, archived)
# His name is Vladimir Sergeyevich... Gvozdev?
I hate handwritten Cyrillic with a passion.

Not much to glean from this other than it being a registration form to join the Communist Party. He served in the army and speaks Russian and Ukrainian in addition to Belorussian, his native language.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)
# So does the internets :(
Thanks for looking
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)
# http://www.masterrussian.com/blalphabet.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Well I'm going to bed. Good luck on the rest, I'll have another look later if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# No probs
Thanks for giving it a go :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Tvozdyev I think
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# You'd think so but the cursive T looks more like an M
while the cursive G (Г) looks like a T

/i'd prefer if you were right, so my head would stop threatening to explode
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
# I know enough Russian to know that
But is it possible that the very lazy clerk filling in the paperwork had an off-moment and wrote the lazy version? I know I used to do it a lot ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Haha, it's a fair cop. I've never heard the names "Tvozdyev" or "Gvozdyev" so your guess is as good as mine.
dang russkies
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Me neither
But then they think 'Sasha' is short for Alexander
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# True
The Scots 'shorten' Nigel to the name Sandy quite a lot too!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I hope that he's a spy and that you posting this has created some sort of international security issue
That would spice things up nicely
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:59, archived)
# He's probably a janitor for the Stasi.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Always make friends with the cleaners, no matter what you do for a living
- They're in every room of the building at some point

- lots of people will talk as though they're not there

- they're always waiting to impress someone with their knowledge of the internal workings of a company.

- also there are some very nice people who happen to be cleaners
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:04, archived)
# Maybe
But I've seen Scrubs, I know how they roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)
# yet another good reason to make friends with them
it's good to have that guy batting in your corner.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)
# Just make friends with everyone...
You never know who'll you meet on the way down... yadda yadda etc. (Except delivery drivers can be the most difficult to make friends with... always in a rush and all that)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)
# You are correct.
At least from my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:10, archived)
# I'm preparing for a barrage of governments denying to know him now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# As the years roll by...
The writing gets sloppier. At the start, the letters are wonderful to look at, then by 1988 it looks a bitty scrawly. *shame*

(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:03, archived)
# What?

Good morning you shower of rotters!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)
# :D
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:11, archived)
# mediocre!
It's been so long! Wasn't it the Tarquin's ball at their Summer residence?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Yeah, I really liked your dress
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# >: D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Awesome :D
nings medi
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:18, archived)
# hahahahahahah *waits for "Ceiling Communist is Watching You"*
'ningles ya all! Is it going to be a desk-free day today?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)
# Thanks, may be useful as source images for later larfs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Yah...
Saved the blighter: but by the time work is over will I have the will to use it (or will it already have been over used on the board?). Meh off to work I go.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:15, archived)
# End of the eve for me here in western Kunukistan.
I'll spaz in 16hours and see what, if anything, was done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)
# *doesn't attempt to understand*
*goes back to Chinatown Wars*
*pauses*
*goes back to Resistance Retribution*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)