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# First time I've actually seen one waiting to cross at one...
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# The lights appear to be out
he'll be waiting there a long time ;)
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# but the car has stopped
Dilemma - to cross or not to cross?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Not a BMW driver
you're safe to cross
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# \o/
Ninj is here!!!!!

*parties like it's 1879*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *doffs top hat*
I say Sir

shall we retire to the smoking room and leave the ladies to talk about sewing and suchlike?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I'll have Ms Petherbridge fetch the port.
Care for a Sullivan, old chap?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# can I tempt anyone with a nice healthy dose of laudinum and
absinthe?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# oh go on then
the breakfast dishes have been cleared away
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# LOOK WHAT I'M FORCING THE WIFE TO GO TO
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# that thumbnail is confusing me
should I be aroused or not?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Always.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# just as well then really
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# It upsets me when you're not.
The world takes on a melancholy tinge.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# *rubs*
*spreads peace*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# 0_0
Do they do show tunes?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Who cares?!
LADYBOYS!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ok......
The ones I saw in Bangkok just scared the bejeezus out of me, hence my ambivalence.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# This is AYLESBURY, though.
Not Bangkok. Aylesbury. Ladyboys. Like it's all normal. In Aylesbury.

We don't have interesting things happen often round here.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Well, that's clearly nonsense - you live near there.
*hugs*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Hah, in there more like
and I stay at home because the Ravaging Hordes roam the streets (chavs).
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# But then, that sniper rifle you got for Christmas comes in handy with the
'population control', doesn't it?

;-)
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Oh don't tease me
there's a reason I don't live in America.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I'll bet one reason would be that
the food shops are completely rubbish. Which they are.

Florida Keys - Marathon, nipped out to the local supermarket, and I thought, we're in the right place for some fresh fish or seafood.

Not a hope - only frozen stuff, we should have just gone fishing, ffs!
And the cheese.... Oh God..... *shudders*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# That and I'd be allowed to own guns.
Not a good idea.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yeah, I'd taken that as a given...
:D
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# :D
they live in the park around the corner from our house during the festival... they're rather convincing - except for the lack of hips (and arse) on most of them...

I hope you have a great time.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I'm dead excited.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# have you heard what 'suchlike' consists of these days?
dorty hooers the lot of them!

they all need taking in hand and be administered a jolly good spanking. Each and every one of them!!

*rubs gout*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# It's disgraceful!
I shall be having words with the Adlerman about it.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Mornin JP!
I say sirrah where would one find that fine Lager you generously
pointed me in the direction of?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Messrs Waite & Rose purvey that fine concoction.
If you have one nearby. Good branches of Oddbins, too.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# It's as big as a car!!!
Woo
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahha!
there is something very wrong about pelicans... There are too many videos of them about trying to eat things they shoudnt...

pigeons, rabbits, cats....
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Excellent work
Pelican are also an excellent, excellent band.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# It's a pretty good beer, too
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Pelican objects and people FTW.
You MUST watch that sketch I linked, it had me rolling on the sofa and clapping.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I shall investigate, ma'am....
:)
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha
woo
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Yay!
Please do a zebra one?

*has a hankering to see a zebra*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# egg shell ant!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# haha
nicely done.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Glee
:D
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)