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# lunchtiem

i will be having some sort of beany sausage rice goodness made by the brazilian missus. you?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hamtree
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Tastiest of all the trees, or so I hear
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# But how would the veggies react?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# confusion
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# ^this^
*goes off retrain as a genetic scientist to make this a reality*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# beef sandwich, real beef, real sandwich.
Followed by a cup of tea when I can be arsed to go and get one. Now though, it's ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# it's ciggy.. .it's ciggy time.
*sings along following the tune of business time by flight of the concords*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I thought you were eating tree there
Very confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Meaty timber
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I am pondering a light lunch of
potatoes, peas, carrots, brocoli, sprouts, beefs, oniony gravy and yorkshire puddings.

what I'm actually likely to have

is a cheese sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# to the pub!
they will supply beefs and veg. beer too.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I must supply them money
I have no money

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I had briskett beefs and all that (apart from sprouts) last night
There was enough left over to have tomorrow and all. Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# power yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# There's a home-made tomato & basil soup in the canteen
so I might have a bit of that with some olive ciabatta.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Sounds nice.
Better than my vegan lunch of nicotine and caffeine.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# but you must eat lunch
otherwise you could die
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Wise advice
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I can't fathom how people dice with death like this
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I sometimes eat lunch.
Dinner is better though.

Edit: On a food related theme, Romanescue cauliflower/broccili is the best veg, IMHO of course.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Dinners are indeed good
but you should definately consider having something now (and obviously it must be eaten before 2pm)
How about............chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Noodles are a possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Ah noodles. A fine choice. Any flavourings?
I want some wonton soup now.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Nothing exciting, hot and spicy msg probably.
*waits for nice veg/fruit to grow*

/impoverished biker blog.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# mmmm... leg of tree
I'm eating fresh raspberries. They taste nothing like raspberry icecream, or raspberry yoghurt, or anything else "Raspberry"

they taste sickly and puke-like.

I am very disappointed.

Somebody, for the love of all that is holy, get me a Wispa or a Crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Not sure if its out here
But in NZ you can buy a huge dairy milk with crunchie in the squares :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm....... that sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# one for the tastes of nature then?
/nature is full of poo, don't eat anything there
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I'd been eating blueberries recently... Large nice ones.
Then I bought a packet of "organic ones"

I swear, iI'd have rather licked the floor of a London Underground train.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# ditch the rasps
have blueberries instead
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I have been, but the supermarket was all out of them
blackberries and raspberries this week
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# King pot noodle and crisps motherfucker!
Nomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Shreddies
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I think I shall make myself a chicken burger.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Is that a euphamism for wanking with mayonnaise?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Could be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I had last nights chilli on toast..
now I'm building one of these:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvdyNNOCHkk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Wants a beef bush
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)