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# KILL IT WITH THE YELLOW PAGES!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# :-(
*picks up spider and removes from Joliet's line of vision*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# what if you need to use it in future?
i use hammers or fire...or for HUGE spiders in my bed, a combination of both works well :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# FIRE HAMMERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# t'internet is the new Yellow Pages
YP is now only used for standing on or squishing things
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Spiders

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# for all sorts of reasons spiders should be saved
even if you are irrationally scared of them, they should be put outside and allowed to live (or be eaten by a bird or something)...

spiders have no terminal velocity, throw them out of the window
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# its getting close enough to them which is the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# As long as there is a beardedwife around to do so
This is actually what we do with our spiders.

I'm also perfectly happy for them to live in the corner of the room as long as they don't choose to have a run around.

I'm actually quite a shit arachnophobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# good
I have a friend nearly killed me and her by pulling onto the middle embankment of the motor way when she saw a spider on the outside of her windscreen... she's had hypnotherapy since bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# they are just minituarized domestic octopodes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Neither.
If it bites you kill it. If it doesn't write a blog about it and post the link on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I loved that.
I followed it for about a year until she died

*sobs*

*wears black armband*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# uuuuggghhhh...... that is horrible....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# We have many fatally venomous spiders in the UK. It's just their fangs anrn't long enough to penetrate your skin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Some spiders eat mosquitos
So they are alright in my book.
Those who are scared of them are just big girl's blouses.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :-)
www.hahastop.com/pictures/Giant_Spiders.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# That one looks as if it could eat a lot of mozzies
but actually, that's a house-dwelling octopus :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# if i found that in my house i'd leave it the keys and move
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I wouldn't do the glass/paper thing with that one
but mainly because there is no glass big enough to house that.
I would just tell him what a big boy he is and ignore him.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# you have more balls than me...
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# What if he pays half your rent?

(The If has remembered this site., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Saves them little spidorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# sell them some Nike+ trainers and an iPod
4) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# 9) Regret
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# 14) homelessness in the after future
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha
perfectly reasonable to me
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Also - top Kettle-manning at the weekend :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# eyethankew
if i'd known everyone found it so funny i'd have done it on purpose =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# No I don't
I say 'sherbet dibdab'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# you'd dip a spider in your sherbert dibdab
i thought i knew you, man
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Only if he asked me to
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# jesus what is that some kind of gnome launcher
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# its a giant lipstick

obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# No, it's a giant christmas tree light for giant christmas trees.
Or anal insertion.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hehehehee

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I fixed your guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# silly tesseract, two heads is not fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# SAVE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)