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[challenge entry] BIGmac

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(MikeXPose, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# No bridge/Shark...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Made by the little mini-men
Who tried to build a city around Kaiser Chiefs... and I thought the Doozers had futile work
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Forget a city,
someone should build a wall around the kaiser chiefs and fill it with concrete.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Didn't think they were still around
maybe someone has?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Good.

Fucking annoying bastards *Grumbles*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I don't care what anyone says.
I fucking love Big Macs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# me too
but whoppers are better nomnomnom
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# ^ this
BK pisses on McD
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I eat only
meat from a bucket...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I only eat chicken anus and feet
from a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# okay so...
Just because you're classy don't lord it over me (I'll have that half eaten chicken anus if you're done with it) drooooool
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# It would explain the taste.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Double whopper with cheese!
nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Whoppers are too dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# they're all shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I agree with and endorse the message above
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# YOUR ALL SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# URALLGAYROFL!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# When ever I am temted to try some other type of Mc Donald's burger
I always wish I'd just stuck with the Big Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I love Big Macs too
But I've never had one that looked like that^
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# That is true,
but who cares!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I have, but I always judge them now after working at burgerland
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It's just a double cheeseburger with shitty salad, suspect sauce, and a slice of bread in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Exactly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# but what suspect sauce
you can almost taste the dna with every bite.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Its "Big Mac Sauce"
It comes out of a tube thing that you use to put the filler stuff on tiles.

It has a fucked up toaster aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Big Mac Sauce?
Mustard and ketchup...
thats all it is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I never looked at the ingredients
I was too busy dicking about putting shit loads of gherkins and cloths in peoples lunches

/by people I mean the other employees
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Big macs are good
Ive made too many of them in the past to love them tho
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Meh,
I used to make them back in the day, but never as well as I would make my own when I was on lunch break :D

have you seen 30 rock yet? Well lolsome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Yes I have
I always made top macs, I was the king of regular grill....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Pfft!
Sadly I was more often than not on till due to being able to count.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I always refused to go on till,
I hated the cunt customers, so I always worked less on tills until they put me back in kitchen :D

Or on wrap :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# fly that Gherkin far away
and destroy it please.

(other than that, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I'll have it, love gherkins
2
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# *drops 20 ton gherkin on Earl Otterby's head*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# yummmy *nyoms*
1
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# *anticipates nude gherkin eating*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I am a gherkin convert
but only proper gherkins not those shitty ones you get on McDonald's burgers
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Now I want a Big Mac
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Oh my!
WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# heheheh, that's brill :D
everytime I see a picture of a "perfect" bigmac, I always remember Falling Down...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# We stopped
serving breakfast at 11
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# why am I calling you by your first name?
I don't know you; I still call my boss "Mr" and I've been working for him for 7 years....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I still remember my glee many years ago when I found out that that film actually existed
and was more than a rumour spread by mocking friends.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# "Think a'bout it!"
cyklon B.... empty
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Hehehe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZzaYz80QDA&
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# i pissed in your mind!
and i'd do it again
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# SWINE!
It's such a fine, fine sketch though.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It is indeed
I think the hulk one is better though

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdsFuDurep8
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I never saw that one
My day is getting better and better =D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# whenever i think of falling down
i think of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZzaYz80QDA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Thank you
for that, I'd completely forgotten that sketch... brought a wry smile to my mush.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ma topic are ruined!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I worked for McDonalds for a week in the eighties
I made myself a Big Mac with two quarter pounder burgers and quadruple the cheese, it was pretty nice.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)