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[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
like my first wife.


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(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# seams ok
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Fuck me harder, human.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Does anyone
recall the story of a rather ingenious German gentleman who had re-routed his window washers to run out of the dashboard of his vehicle and dispense schnapps into his mouth like some kind of alcoholic formula 1 driver?

Or did I just dream that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# i remember that! i'll send you the link
oh wait i'm on your ignore list mr schindler
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Either way
it's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Sounds like a great way to waste schnapps
And imagine getting out of your car, reeking of alcohol that's been sprayed all over you...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# What you say?
something wrong with smelling like a man? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# schapps? man?
Heh, you know better than that Mr. TV
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I'm not talking about that girly peach schnapps
you girly types like.

I'm talking about proper German brandy schnapps. Blow yer tits off if I might be so bold as to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hmm. I may give you that actually
Okay, as you were
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Those southern german ones that come in tall, narrow, clear bottles...
Oh yes, I know what you mean now.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Much like Skittlebrau....
Damn dreams!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Skittles Vodka
Tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# top tip: skittles vodka turns twister into a drinking game
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# beer that tastes of skittles?
you can make skittles vodka, so surely beer is the next stage
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# i'm now trying to work out the practicalities of this
it must be tried
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# haha, I want ones that point out towards the pavement and squirt ink or paint.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# everything seams ok here
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)