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# I don't like cats much.
I'm just trying to fit in.

i need to take out some of the scribble on both shoulders... needs to be thinned on his left arm at the top, and pull in a little light on his right shoulder -- since its so dark, it makes his body appear too fat at the bottom. whiskers is not great, and i go back and forth between hating the magenta cock and loving it. strangely, when i turn it upside down, the face looks fine. Can't explain that... Couple spots need to be cleaned up here and there. Gaz me if you want a copy.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)
# XD
come on, you can parody more people than that in a single post.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Nope. Only if you post before gayshift and are popular to start with.
Else I'd have over 30 fucking FPs by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:18, archived)
# tits and Shada both posted theirs during the gayshift didn't they?
Secret FP mod is secretive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:19, archived)
# ...and here are the nightshift mods now!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# ha, saw this too
reet weird like
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
# haha this is terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)
# this SO needs jugband music behind it
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# ah kin hear it in mah head
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)
# YES
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iXzIvN4JI4
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)
# I like how it will explain the user's sexual behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Half of the band are getting away with excessive flatulence!
I love it tho
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)
# good god!
This is like a bad mouse dream!
(Fly Projector, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# The laughing one is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)
# he's laughing
because he knows how to peck eyeballs out of sleeping children.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9308440
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# there i look at it, the more it gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh joy that makes me so happy
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'd have to check, but my guess is no.
Also
Not a hard and fast rule, more a generalized rant. [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)
# haha it's just timezones, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# I guessed right! By 6 minutes, LOL.
Also checked tits, again not gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# they would have been late at night ~0000 BST
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)
# I've never made my way into a clique where i get clicked simply for posting.
I think they look and say 'oh yes jolly nice picture, but his arsetralian and well you know'

www.b3ta.com/board/9149893

this didn't make popular despite the rave replies i got

:'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# You're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)
# FINALLY SOMEONE THAT SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# hahahahaha, go have another snakebite :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Good luck getting laid, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# thanks. However, I hope that luck has less to do with it
than my good looks, charm and my new packet of roofies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Probably
But only if the roofies don't work
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)
# Yeah,
but I think my picture has considerably more artistic merit. I'm still optimistic.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Oh indeed yes, simply look at the composition of yours.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)
# I don't think my sexy victorian b3ta party got onto the popular page, and that took me over a fucking week.
But fucking Cat in Space did. FUCKING CAT IN SPACE!

The moral of the story is people will click anything with cats in.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
# i didn't understand your victorian b3ta party or really know why you did it
but everyone can understand cats in space
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
# IS NOT FAIW!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# In fact the b3ta party is so fucking far down my list posts by popularity page that it's after all the fucking broken links.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Fucking hell it's lower than a text post....on /board!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)
# ahhhahhhhah
I forgot one can order one's own posts by 'popularity'

fuck knows why this is my number one
www.b3ta.com/board/7925894

but this takes a well deserved second place
www.b3ta.com/board/8325002

and at number three: THOM YORKE
www.b3ta.com/board/8730813
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:46, archived)
# shit, I'd forgotten about this one
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL
ok job interview in five minutes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I don't think
I'll forget this soon.
How did you get the background to match? :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)
# it's transparent.
 
wizards did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)
# lots of my GIFs are transparent
it can save arsing around cloning a background, for one thing
and because transparent pixels are all one colour in the palette, it cuts down some of the file size


(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)
# you forgot this
"no need to TOTALLY ignore my new picture :("
www.b3ta.com/board/9313860

which he THEN PROCEEDED TO REPOST THE NEXT DAY
www.b3ta.com/board/9315413
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# *takes notes*
although I've reposted blackadder a heap of times.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Yes there must be a new policy that the Mods have: No FPs for those that aren't Euro or British
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# It is time for the VIMOD revolution.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# The VIMOD strikes back!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# JOIN CHURCH OF VIMOD NOW
OR BE B& FOR ALL ETERNITY
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:34, archived)
# That one is a prime example as to why we need "by shift" popular pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# TOO RIGHT MATE! TOO BLOODY RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# equality through segregation!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# ahahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Just like apartheid!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# THATS IT. ALL BETANS ARE EQUAL, EXCEPT THAT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THEN OTHERS.
It sounds as though you live in Sydney! LOL
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# I think I posted that about early on the dayshift
In the vain hope of being popular.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# gay shifters aren't popular. This is because it's extremel difficult to meet the dayshifters for drinks in a random British pub
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:35, archived)
# I'm a brit.
And I usually gayshift when I should be doing important work and end up taking several hours longer than the task really necessitates. Even worse since I actually got an account and started joining in....
Still find the idea of meeting b3tans irl a bit of a peculiar ambition.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Well, we should hate them, because I can't run into them at the Duck and Swan.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)
# The duck and swan is two blocks away from my house
I'm sure I've offered a beer before.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:44, archived)
# hell yeah! what best suits you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)
# count me in.
We'll have to get Pigeon Nipples down from Newcastle
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# excellent.
any time is fine by me - it's not like I have a massive walk home or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# or the popular page goes straight to the front page, with minimal moderation
 
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)
# i look at the popular page more than the front page anyway
i'm sure a lot of people do
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)
# I only look at the popular page after I've posted a picture.
And realise that I'm never fucking on it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)
# you're on it right now you jizz net
go hog wild
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Fuck you man, cat in space doesn't count, King Kong Gene Kelly would have counted.
EXCEPT HE WASN'T FUCKING ON THERE!

I'll always be overshadowed by my noir strip, nothing else will ever be good enough, everyone will always wonder what happened to that bloke who did the noir strip, he was good wasn't he. Yeah well it was fucking me man, it was me!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:46, archived)
# HAHAHA oh shit you're the one who did that flickrgirl Another World thing
i laughed so much
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)
# It hurts inside.
Every day.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)
# We all would!
This is truth
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
# You're being a bitch, right?
Being a bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Everything that has a cat in it should automatically get a front page.
Unless the cat is being mistreated, in which the person who posted the image should automatically be naughty-stepped.

The rules are different for cats, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Sure is cattards in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
# More like catturds where I'm at.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Can you
give her some more tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Touche.
But it's a tom. I could add a magenta cock, maybe. Perhaps two.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)
# so
were you just being a dick or just being funny? I know in the grand scheme of things my stuff is shit, but I like to think that someday, maybe, it won't be as shit as it was last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Oh dear.
It was simply meant to entertain. I like to give.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# ok then :)
i think i get all explainy because I know just how shit it is. But, it did require a certain amount of effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# WELL HELLO!
 


I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)
# pfft!
I CAN HAZ FRONT PAGE NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# I missed out on all of this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# animals arent allowed on the front page
this is people country
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# You don't like cats? :|
(Fly Projector, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# No.
What exactly are they for?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)
# THEY ARE FOR BRINGING FLUFFINESS INTO THE WORLD THROUGH HARMONISING THE INTERWEBS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:38, archived)
# inspiring hatred
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)
# they give misanthropes something to love.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Confusing mice with complex cat algebra.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)
# How can you not like cats much?
They're lovely! Best of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)
# It takes
almost no effort at all. What do you find so enthralling about them?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Their cute little faces
The fuzzy little bodies. They way they look like drowned rats when you bathe them. They way they lol about in the sunshine. The hours of fun you can have with your kitten just by adding a paper sack or a piece of string to the relationship. The unconditional love acceptance of their superiority. The repeated attempts to trip me when I use stairwells. The rhythic sensation when they sit on my groin. The strangled keening wail that starts at the top of the driveway and lasts a good 90 seconds without a breath as they walk down the drive, through the office and into the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)
# This explanation
combined with your sig paints a somewhat melancholy picture in my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:24, archived)
# You're right.
It's a shit sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Now
you've made my comment look totally hatstand.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)
# I thought hatstand was a good thing!
I do apologise if I have caused you consternation! I blame Charlie, the world's loudest kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:46, archived)
# I'm not consternated.
Nothing could ruin my good mood tonight - I've had my stupid picture at the top of the board for over an hour and a half now.
Even though it's only the gayshift, it still makes me strangely happy.

I bet you'll start a new thread now....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I am saddened that you think I would be spiteful.
I am not a spiteful mucous.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)
# cats are great, humans are disgusting, kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Why don't you?
Since you obviously disgust yourself so much.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# i'm busy killing other humans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)