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[challenge entry] One gets up and one gets on down...

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(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
he looks like a toilet roll cosy
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Whoa slow down there fella
No need to spam the board

/equal rights for all

:D pfft - James Brown really creeps the hell out of me *clicks*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# But he's so full of gleeeeee
that reminds me of something I didn't get a chance to do yesterday...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# gheeeeeeeeee
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# haha ^ this
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I know, sorry...
...too much tea :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ooh, well if you've got the kettle on, Guv
2 sugars no milk ta
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# James Brown is certainly an odd looking man
but is also a funk genius :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# He looks like a mad old lady
but his music is so bloody good.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Aye, true
I think it's his teefs that give me the fear
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Judi Dench
got da funk

woo by the way
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# oh..
this reminds me of my sons joke

Queen Victoria was visiting a town in Northern England to open a new hospital.
In honour of the occasion, the town would name a road after the Queen.
The suggestion was a residential road, called "Victoria Mews". The Queen didn't like the idea of giving her name to that she said, "We are happy to be a street, but we are not a Mews"
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# HAHAHA. Hoot man!
It's going to be one of those day. Really good booking turns up (£400) and they're complete halfwits that didn't think age restiction didn't apply to them. Middle aged married couple with elderly parent and four year old boy. I was with them twenty five minutes explaining over and over and over that they were not in the age bracket and could not stay. Apparantly that doesn't matter if you've had to travel to get to the hostel. I finally reach a compromise that I'll charge them the cancellation fee and the two parents can stay one night. They then try and get me to budge further and by then I have enough. I tell them that I'll only charge the cancellation fee for two people if they all leave now and don't come back. The guy is very happy with this and it takes a further five minutes to make him understand I didn't say they could stay one night and only pay for two people. In the end I have to tell them that that's the end of the converstion and walk off and leave them.

Oh. 'ningles all.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# *goes blind*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Yer mother warned you of that.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# WORDS
synopsis: "some travelling paedos tried it on with Ghosty"
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahhaha, we all seem to worry about the sea levels rising, but I think we should be just as concerned with the IQ levels falling...
Soon, the general populace will be picking peanuts out of poo.

nings Ghostie!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# You tell 'em, Meesta Fawlty
;D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# He's got nothing on me:P
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# One of my first mentors in the service industry
warned me to get out before I was scarred.

The guy was a former prostitute, but I still didn't take him seriously, or more likely I didn't know what he meant until it was too late.

Back out!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# braw.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# hahahahahha! damn you and your hummus!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# jesus wept!
hahahahahaha!!!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)