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[challenge entry] Let the battles begin!

From the Pop Goes the Movies challenge. See all 541 entries (closed)

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I hate Chuck!


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# What is the point of chuck?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Someone for Bruce Lee to kick?


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# For Jackie Chan to kick?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Look! It's Jackie Chan!
Look! It's Jackie Chan!
Look! It's Jackie Chan!
*ad infinitum*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I think for superfluous bravado based analogies.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# you are the point of chuck norris
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# What is the chuck of point?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# about 5 yards
although it varies greatly depending on the dircetion and velocity of the wind.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I wood chuck chuck.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Ah! But how much, though?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# 7
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# DING!
Wrong.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# That's Numberwang
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# No it's 7
This is scince. THere is no room for arguing with science.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# NO ITS NOT.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I poopoo your lack of science sir!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I poopoo your poopoo!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I said I poopoo you sire.
poopooing is also science and as a result can not be poopooed!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# NO.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Good. YOu agree with me then:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# LIKE FUCK
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# don't we all dearie?
chance would be a fine thing...

/mrs Slocum's pussy
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Snortle
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# night poppet
see you the morra marra
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Night chap
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I saw Mrs Slocum's pussy once
They had to put it down, the worse case of mange the vet had ever seen.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ...then you'll love the new Fuck Booster from JML
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# it comes with detachable attachments!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# and attachable
detachments?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# yes and more!!
all for the low low price of £5.99
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# You silly *shoves*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *solid as a rocks*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# *SHOVES*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# *solid as an avalanches*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# THAT WASN'T THE NEXT LINE!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# and nothing changes? Is that it
something about hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I have no idea.
I can only presume the next line is 'So whip it out and take me over the counter, you stunning black bastard' or something.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Ohhhhhh kay then.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Although on searching google for these lyrics I appear to have somehow made up a song.
WHAT GOOGLE?! THAT WAS REAL SONG!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I'm getting Arrested Development flashbacks
to both these quotes but non of them in conjunction
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# It was a song.
"You're so solid. Solid as a rock."

That was a really famous song wasn't it? What the hell is going on with the universe?!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Yes
with the hot hot hot hot hot hot hot. I wasn't just being friendly.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I knew I should have suspected something...

Though google searching either 'solid as a rock' or 'hot hot hot hot..' didn't seem to return anything individually.

Weird
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# it's on a tape in Arrested Development they use it as a slogan for their homes which leads to ironic circumstances
this is where the confusion begins to set in.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# And from whence the humour arose.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# sorry mr. preordained responce guy
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# You must. follow. the script.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I'm so angry.
Angry as a rock.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# retachable
entachments?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# and retinal enhancements
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Also with necessary accessories
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# no.
even JML wouldn't take it that far.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# And moustachioed attacheos?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Also, what did he sing?
Was he in Oasis or summat???
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# yes, he was.
in all of them...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Roughly, and without lube?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# *up chucks*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# His beard still looks like he's glued carpet samples to his face.
That's not real hair!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I'd certainly pay to see him evicerated by our Xenomorph overlords
...and on that rather bizarre post, I have to go sell my flat.

buh-bye, one and all!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# bon chance
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Later Sir.
I'm away too, to cook a curry..Yum!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Don't you mean, reheat the ready meal that meals on wheels brought you
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# enjoy that
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# bye sir *waves*
*hugs*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Right - well - I'd better pootle too
I've got a fecking report to finish before the weekend and I've just remembered that's tomorrow!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Bye Prof
*waves*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# toodle ooh
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# LOVE
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# In space...
...Check can hear you scream.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Where can I get Chuck Norris' album?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# this
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)