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# ...a crash like a crack of Doom!...

...the echoes of this Holocaust rumbled and rolled... a distinct smell of sulphur... atomic destruction.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# now thats what i call a curry!
I wish i had a face like a badger
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# if you had muscles on your muscles
and you stopped working out
would you look like this?
c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/62/l_d6820339699a420c9f20560dbaa2a5ce.jpg
TOAP = "you look tasty"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# What the fat fuck!?!?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# HE'S GOT THE "MUNCHIES" FOR A CALIFORNIA CHEESEBURGER
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# i think that MAYBE a woman...
c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/29/l_977b0c858677473f9d29de5933e419c0.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Really?
I don't really want to know for definate!!

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# jesus christ, her fat is eating her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# maybe she has a condition?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# *stuffs face full of burgers*
Waaaaah! It's glandular!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# "ive' got big bones"
yeah covered in meat and gravy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# mmmmmm, meat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It's a disease!

Yeah? What's the disease?

Everything tastes good :(

Apart from Salad right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
oh who says that? i remember that btu i can't remember who!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# It's Gervais innit :D
From the same bit that you just quoted :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# oh yeah
his tv show is crap but he does goodish standup
c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/1/l_66585b637f274c668e33c4831367e59e.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# You lost weight?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# little thanks for noticing
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# No worries you sex fiend you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# what is a corn dog made out of?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# You're stupid.
It's omelette and bark.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# not stupid
uneducated
Thank you for your wisdom
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# So that's what happened to you..
*tempted to post "un-shopped" pic*

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ha!
You fucking dare!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# "I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG BONED"
/Cartman blog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# too slow :p
b3ta.com/board/9345935
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# He's slow because he is
fat big boned....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# don't make me shoot you
I just had to shoot Stan, he was getting to old
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Yeah, I am glad you shot him.
About time someone put him out of his Northern misery ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I smashed up his zimmer, before I shot him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# 0h..teaming up are we?
But I want you to make fun of me, so i feel popular!!
/Clansoul
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Don't make me get the picture out
Ok I will

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# HAHAHA. I LIKE THAT PIC COS I AM A BIG COCK!
EVERYBODY LOVE ME PLEEEEEEAAAASE!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I'm trying to not be amused by this picture
but I am failing.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# my work here is done, which means I can get on with my writing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I like the way the bellend looks a bit like a Craig David style beard.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I don't see what you've done.
FUNNY JOEK!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# *BIG FUCK-OFF LOL*
Oh, so very true.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha!
Only 8 years older!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# and the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# 1980...1972...8 years.


Unless you lied of facefuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# you are the same age as my ex
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# not even from the same context
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Yeah, she is American
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Chronic cakeitus*


*she may have a condition
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# It doesn't look normal.
But maybe she just has a very unfortunate fat distribution
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# This is a lesson for everyone, don't stick an industrial hoover hose on your face and then turn it on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# And then fill the bag with pies and put it on blow
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# dust pies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# christ, she's sitting around the house
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# what the fooook?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And ironically, that looks like one of the smallest babies i have ever seen!

All relative I guess :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Thats no baby, it is a moon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# oh dear, that sound like you know her
Is she an ex of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I'm afraid that CAN BE MILKED!
Oh my god!

If I qweren't busy fucking around with engineers, I'd animate that.

ps- shouldn't there be limitations on breeding! Oh nevermind. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# eat my clouding mushroom
you intergallatic sperm slug!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# We'd woo to your pic
but we're too busy getting steamed up at a Catnippp post.

Try again in a few minutes

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# yeah...i'm gonna start growing my own marijuana...
...that's not illegal...right?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# depends if you get caught i suppose
like most things to do with the law
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# This is rather ace!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# is that his face
or a woman in a green skirt bending over to pick up a box?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Bum eyes fanny nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# up and down her knickers goes?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# pervs!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# the discrete trouser trumpeter
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Phwor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# yays.
I completely lost interest in this one. SO have a compo fail.



I'm not even going to compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# You were very brave for looking at that tossers face for that long
*pins medal on you*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I like the atmosphere in this one . . .
it shows the novice beginner how to grow mushrooms right in ones backyard . . .

{{{CRACK of DOOM}}}
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# this is what happens when you try to make toats with THE TOATSER OF DOOM
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)