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# Nothing to do with the image challenge, but some sound advice for the unwary
but some sound advice for the unwary
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahahahaah
I hate twitter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# twitters: happy toast hates twitter, remember this when impersonating him in bars
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# ok, done
I have no fucking idea how you read my twitter

oh hang on, maybe I do

so what's all the fuck about this anyway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I'm following you (for whatever it's worth)
twitter.com/Terrascope
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# ARG ar!
chaos is starting!

before you know it you'll know it

er!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# you are Robert Hill
see! already Twitter has revealed too much and left you prone to stalkers, nutjobs and mentals


*edit - ooh, apparently I'm already on Twitter twitter.com/happytoast but I dont seem to say much
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# If a dude accuses me of being a homsexual DHS Torturer from a google search he made last year finding a post on here
then I'd say it's too late for that concern :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Me too.
I must have done it while literally pissed out of my socks.

twitter.com/wheelybird
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# perhaps someone on B3ta is a cybersquatter
and was hoping we'd give a shit and stump up some cash
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I coughed up the £1.56
and now have full control!

Twitter, twitter, twitter &c.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# OH HAI ROBERT HILL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Oh Hello Kevin Esposeto
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# WAIT THAT ISNT MY REAL NAME
IM MIGUEL SANCHEZ
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Shit!
I've messed up the delivery of columbian finest

this means you are going to receive 137 Occasional Tables

oh well :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Meh, better then nothing :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# That cannot be Mr Meats' name
Shirley it's something like "Risky McBiscuit Ponsonby-Smythe"?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# no, I'm afraid I'm dreadfully common
for aristocracy :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# no, he's spartacus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Only one man could be that smug ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# and so is his wife.

(or hetro life partner)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Thor!
how's it hanging mister?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# but what are you going to do when they ask for a drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# promise them one after breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# i went to twitter
its shite
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I might registtsr on it
infact, fuck I shall right now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# its shit
don't bother
you are limited to 140 words - i want to type essays! (not really)
...speaking of shit

compo? nah pokemon is a tv show!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# what the fuck?
"follow all these twats by default?"

no, because I'm not a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I did it.... Ive updated 3 times
the last one was "fell down the stairs"
that was about a week ago
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Shit, your twitter buddies must be worried
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Yes all 3 of them :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# OMG YOU ARE ALIVE!!!
I've been sooooo worried ever since ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# So you are Sheffield union on twitter then :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Nah - I was joking. Couldn't find you, too many epiphanies!
This is me:

twitter.com/Terrascope
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
#
twitter!
twitter.com/SkUG yawn boring
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Follows....
But shit, my twitter is my real name!

Damn! Im rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# so is your faceache isn't it?
"Twitter is over capacity.
Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again." ha ha it broke
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Haha, I like that whale tho, it is fun. like the birds
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# OMG FUCK I'M FOLLOW
OMG!! LIEK UR LIEF!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Good ol Frankie :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Sound Advice, sir
What the fuck is 'micro-blogging' anyway?
Bunch of toss, that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# i'm only on there to stalk Stephen Fry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Better write that down somewhere as part of your legal defence...
Just to be sure.

;-)


in other news: I got my valuation done.... fucking RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Is it worth £5, 2s, 3d
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# errr....
slightly more.

a shitting load more, truth be told. I'm scared, frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Don't let Rob hear you say that
he tweets more than Mr Fry does (and far more entertainingly)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I helped save Rob, when his fingers were buring from chilli
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# got a proper blog link plz?
i want to blog (clog the internet with shit ramblings)
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Filling useful servers full of utter crap...
It's like they're in league with the hardware manufacturers....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I just want to put useful stuff on mine
double post/ huh?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I just want to put useful stuff on mine
not what i had for breakfast etc
but on how i plan to restore my car etc etc
infact, i do own a website but i'm far too cheap to get hosting
ANYONE GOT ANY FREE HOSTING? PLEASE?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# It's for those who have previously been bloggers, realised
that writing that much crap a day is time consuming, and have decided to break it down in to little chunks throughout the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# "chunks"
* as in nausea, yes?


If so, then never was a truer word spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# woo!
apologies for knocking this off the top
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Cracking :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)