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[challenge entry] Good to see that Zork has embraced new technology...

ris

From the Computer Games: The Grim Reality challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# mailbox is not a word I know.
erghhhh!
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# you have been eaten by a grue
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# zork?
I understand vaguelly what twitter is, but not this zork thing.

I feel so out of touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# shame on you for not knowing computer games made shortly after your birthing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I was too busy being a precious pudding.
Oh, and talking to the cheese plant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah, because the hip new thing for the kids these days is TEXT ADVENTURES
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Person on the internet hasn't heard of a game for people born in the 70s*.
Quick, fetch the ineffectual flailing mitts.


*I take it that's what it is, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# *hops on skateboard, loads up text adventure*
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# If you've heard of "The" Jesus you should also know of all 70s BBC micro games!
damn you - damn you all to hell!
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I've heard of the opposite sex n'all
I've been told one cannot do the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# LIES - bo them both
let both be done at the same time, In accordance with prophecy.
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I don't CARE enough though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Then you shall be made to play warhammer with emo teens
till you can no longer smell the B.O. in the room.
And you shall be made to learn all about Genestealers
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I haven't played 40K in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# that may be a good thing.
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# 6 of one...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *snarls*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ....half a dozen of the other.
Tom here being 'the other'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *bundles to the floor and covers in love* check your phone more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ooops....
It's set on non-ringing, non-buzzy mode.
Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I've been worried!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# No, I'm all fine - dunnae fret!
Got a bit careless with a scalpel - in a non-self harm way, I was cutting out some cromolin paper...
And, being a clumsy git, took a chunk out of my finger.

I need to make sure I have elastoplast in the bathroom (note to self)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Oh I've got loads, clumsy arse
Get some fabric ones as well, plastic ones are shit for staying in place.

*cuddles to death*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I had a couple of 'holiday purchase'
French ones hidden in a travel bag, and, once on, they damn well weren't coming off - it's like they were welded on!

*gargantuan hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I had a lovely time on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# So did I, lovely....
*Holds on to the Cap'n tight*

I'm not letting you go next time.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Eeeee!
We can live in that medina place and I can gaze at the jingly jangly waitresses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Well, we can both stare....
;-)

Got another great location for you next time...
*plans*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Ooooh, really?!
I trust your judgement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# steer clear of buffalo wings
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# That memory will make me giggle for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# the embarressment....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# For what you were doing, you didn't look prissy at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# HAHAHA!
10 points, sir....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# "kill us"
poor mutts :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# makes these, they tickle my joy globes
video.about.com/mexicanfood/Huevos-Rancheros.htm


also:
www.b3ta.com/board/9358897
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Ob. Sessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# literally i'm so happy
at least fifteen different types of awesome reside in those eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Tonight the wife is making chilli
Nomnomnom. I need to buy garlic bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I'll check the method in a mo,
but riddle me this - do they have pieces of plain corn tortilla in them, 'cos if not, I refuse to investigate further.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# of course
thats how i made them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ah, good....
Let me draw this to your attention, in that case:

www.slashfood.com/2006/04/13/cooking-live-with-slashfood-spinach-and-feta-fritatta/

There are better methods than that one around, but well worth investigating... trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
orders two with unions
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# One pound eighty, please...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *nom nom nom*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha
hot stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# All I know of Twitter is what I've gleaned from this month's Viz cartoon
"Fireman Fritter - he's got Twitter up his shitter".

Most informative.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# What the zork is going on?!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Twitter
I have no idea what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# It's worse than blogging
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Micro-blogging apparently.
"I went to a shop and bought some milk and on the way back I thought about Wittgenstein."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# If a lion could talk we still could not understand him
whats after micro blogging - nano blogging?

my nan doesnt have the internet tho
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# pfft!
this is pleasing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I have been thinking about joining twiter..
but this is also accompanied by other thoughts of self harm
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# It's actually pretty good fun.
Though, I don't know why anyone would follow Chris Moyles. Having his fuckwitted opinions pop up on your browser all day would be worse than any virus.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I was playing Zork with people on omegle last week.
Lots of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# send twit: @zorkgame look
it's up, but the wheels maybe wobbly and the tintertubes are not lubed for speed.

Wayne
(bigwayne, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)