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# FAIL!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# ffs riverghost
climb down for once
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ok
Just tell the others.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# it's just you are always the first to yell 'fail'
for the slightest thing that you view as an infringement

i admit i get pissed off sometimes and react, but you always do and it gets wearing
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I shall make a point at being second next time
Maybe I just refresh more than others.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Or feel more passionate about the site
or have a bad day more often than others
or any number of the complexities of human emotion that cause most of us to react in this way having seen dozens of others do likewise often
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I watched a bloke assault his wife at work today
the bit where he spat in her face, after slapping her, whilst she held their child made me literally choke on the rolly in my mouth; but he was far to large and obviously psychotic for me to feel bold enough to say "Leave it out geezer" :(




(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Couldn't you, say, set the camels on him?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# What a cunt!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# should have
cunted him in the fuck Barry.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I dashed over to security to try and get CCTV on his face
but their reach is apparently a bit crap over the canal, made me feel really burnt inside

Something far more nasty might have gone on next
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I have an almost
uncontrollable urge to involve myself in situations where I am morally offended. I've done good ( caught burglars etc. ) only to be admonished by the police when they pull out the guy's knife and so on. I've took a beating before for sticking my nose in but nothing too harsh. It won't last though because I just can't stand by. It's a gut reaction.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# i am all too aware that this is pot/kettle blackness integer hour
as there was a long period where i was that soldier. but, like ex-smokers, i am now an evangelical non-failer

edit: what the fuck did i just type? it makes no sense at all.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# ^amen brother
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# a non failing b3tan?
hmm...
=D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# *crosses self*
praise the barbarossa.
=)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Yaaay
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# and it really needed a 300k+ animation to say that?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit glue sniffing
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# every week is the wrong week
so don't quit, is the answer
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Sorry
I forgot the weekly changing rules.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# what is the deal with gif file sizes?
the faq says this "Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB"
but it seems over 250 KB gets crap
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# old guidelines
plus shitty 'fail' gifs that are posted in response to massive pictures without irony are ridiculous
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# ah, so best stick to the 50 kb and 250 kb rules then?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# it's best to post what you like and tell the complainers to eat a dick :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# you could be here all day tho doing that!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# mmmm...dick
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# no
make your pic as big as it needs to be
it will generally be ok
it's only when people don't even try to optimise that they get unstuck
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# no. Stick with the 100kb -400kb rules
and work on the basis that if you can make it smaller without ruining quality then do so as a matter of courtesy.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Actually the way that cr3 set it up after the filesize change is
if it's in your cache it reloads from that.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Ah, they're posted so often so that we get value for money.
I see.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Maybe I should have done it in a new post.
WOuld have got less attention or so it seems:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# haha.
You really should not be such a cunt. It's terribly bad form ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I shall make a point of being a better cunt if future:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# TOAPFMG
text on a pointlessly massive gif
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# where does the F come in?
or were you just being polite :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# oops
yes, there was a 'fucking' in there too
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Knowing you Micto, I'm not surprised there was a fucking in there somewhere ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# i wish
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It's very important to shout at people who don't know the intricacies of board etiquette.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# more glue for the rest of us!
*sniffs*
argh!
by dostrils are glued togeder!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Sniffing glue = Arnold Schwarzenegger?


(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# i'll be back.....
for your pritt stick.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# 337kb thanks
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Riverghost.
Giverrhost.
Giv' 'er roast.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)