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# haha, nice,
TJ: Your best puns for this story please:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8003067.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hello, 999, please state the service you require.
Help me, Oban Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
surely now you see why Star Wars is so damn great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# :D no need to be sarcastic, dearie
Nah, it bores me to tears. Not nearly enough starfleet for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# oh good, not just me then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I've tried well hard to like it as well
given that I'm comfiest in the presence of my geeky brethren, but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# So have I
There are some things like in it, mainly the AT-ATs etc, but that is it. It is far far to slow for me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# You win.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Is it 'humour the Captain' day?
You're all buttering me up for something. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Learning to take a compliment is an important skill, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Noted, apology.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha, :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# haha \o/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Christ, is this what it's like being Archie?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# oh hush you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Easy for you to say, you're one of b3ta's favourite pin-ups.
Sat there in your little bra, pouting and giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# just don't lift the centrefold staple....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *does so*
sweet Jesus. That's an interesting tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Fear leads to anger
anger leads to hate
hate leads to G20 policing
G20 policing leads to suffering
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# "Strike me down Constable and I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Force has the Force, and Vice Versa
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# "It's a Speed Trap"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Fair fa yer honest sonsie face, Great Chieftain o' the Bothan Race
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Have to say anything, you do not
but harm your defence it may, if when questioned something you later rely on in court you do not mention, may be given in evidence, anything you do say.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# :D beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha, fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# That's no moon...
It's a police station!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Excuse me sir...you have been seen doing Kessel Run in over 12 parsecs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)