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# Yaaarr ya me bes ... yer me bes mate ye are, pal ..
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ooooy fackin laaave yew mayte!
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hello there, can i get you a taxi home?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# *pukes on k3b/-\b's shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# urgh
he was wearing sandals too!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Now he has socks full of sick...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# he was wearing Barry creepers then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Barry?
As in Welsh town?

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# no, as in Barry Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Jesus's brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ah, you didn't get the memo
I've changed Jesus's name by deed poll to Barry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I got the memo about the TPS reports...
but not the one about Barry Christ I'm afraid...

I shall change proceedures forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# with socks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I'll take that as a yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# hehehe
god damn urban foxes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# DANNY BOY?
You are at my funeral singing about some dead stiff named Danny boy??
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# LOUDER, AND SADDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
DON'T DRINK BLUE ALCOHOL!

fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# not big on the blue drinks
... Bombay Sapphire gin maybe... erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# bwhahah.
what's mathematical and could go on a cheesecake?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Eric Idle's binocular telephone?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# pythagoras's strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Out of context shopping ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# officelol...
luckily everyone's out at lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *sniff* Ah pure loves you by tha way!..Oh danny boy!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# theee EEEEENGLISH aare all....bollooooooooooocks
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Pish!
Airse! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# haha, nice,
TJ: Your best puns for this story please:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8003067.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hello, 999, please state the service you require.
Help me, Oban Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
surely now you see why Star Wars is so damn great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# :D no need to be sarcastic, dearie
Nah, it bores me to tears. Not nearly enough starfleet for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# oh good, not just me then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I've tried well hard to like it as well
given that I'm comfiest in the presence of my geeky brethren, but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# So have I
There are some things like in it, mainly the AT-ATs etc, but that is it. It is far far to slow for me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# You win.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Is it 'humour the Captain' day?
You're all buttering me up for something. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Learning to take a compliment is an important skill, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Noted, apology.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha, :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# haha \o/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Christ, is this what it's like being Archie?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# oh hush you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Easy for you to say, you're one of b3ta's favourite pin-ups.
Sat there in your little bra, pouting and giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# just don't lift the centrefold staple....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *does so*
sweet Jesus. That's an interesting tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Fear leads to anger
anger leads to hate
hate leads to G20 policing
G20 policing leads to suffering
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# "Strike me down Constable and I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Force has the Force, and Vice Versa
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# "It's a Speed Trap"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Fair fa yer honest sonsie face, Great Chieftain o' the Bothan Race
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Have to say anything, you do not
but harm your defence it may, if when questioned something you later rely on in court you do not mention, may be given in evidence, anything you do say.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# :D beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha, fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# That's no moon...
It's a police station!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Excuse me sir...you have been seen doing Kessel Run in over 12 parsecs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Cheers

and if we beat Hull tomorrow I predict
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# that is a thing of beauty
damn mackems
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# my favourite thing today
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# brilliance
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I always have to think of this when I hear "Danny Boy"...
www.absynthandcheese.co.uk/pics/zzzzzzzinuit%20circus27.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahahaha WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)