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[challenge entry] Corn Shucking
EDIT: Sorry, didn't get this posted the right way the first time

Healthy!

Also: Hello to Mr Baby

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(Ecclesia, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# 2 seconds and counting till
"NSFW" shouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# NSFMe.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# 2 requests and I'll clicky it.
I'm not fussed, meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# yore
so hard
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# ho!
I jus' don't go to work any more.

It rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# i hate you.
with a passion that impassioned people can only have passions about :)

beyatch! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# dr. phil and tomsk won't be in london...
and others are unavailable too...
I'm just now trying to book my flight for the april 11th bash, but I can't decide how long I should stay!
I got it all set up for 2 weeks, but maybe that's just too long.
what should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# bring a tent
and sleep on the roof of Bush Shelters
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Seriously
Use m3ss3ng3r - it has a pub scheduler and a gimme shelter thing in the Spanish Flea market.
I'm sure you won't be left out in the cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# well
we'll both be at the bash itself... I mean, missing it would just be silly.

If you want to take in Leeds while you're here, we'd be happy to have you stay but massively ill-equipped to show you a good time as we'll have moved in that week.

Also, the train fare up there will probably cost as much as the flight. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:18, archived)
# oi zog
i'm afraid can't offer you a bed for 2 weeks but maybe for that weekend - so long as you not tooooo scary and can handle a 7 year old jumping on you in the morning.. plus we likely off to Ireland very soon after.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# I am not scary.
children love me.
I'm like a fat hairy birthday clown.

thanks for the offer and to you and everyone for the encouragement.
shit, I'll survive for two weeks, right?
last stay was 10 days and I didn't even get to see everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)
# i reckon
your best bet is to stay a few days with a few different people?

we are defo ok for a couple of days - rogan i think it also staying with us for the bash weekend.

lettuce know?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Surely
a compo entry?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# NOT SAFE
FOR WORK! (or the retention of sanity for that matter).
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# corn on the cock
...
(Harry Monk, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# WOO!
Cheers! Damn near crippled myself lugging a 50 pound box home on foot... Needed a laugh... That did it.

Woo and Yay to you my friend.
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Hehehe
well I like it.
I wouldn't call it NSFW cos' it doesn't look porny, there's just a subtle penis ridge superimposed on a bit of corn.
Nowt wrong with a bit of cock, in the right context.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 0:13, archived)