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# Morning all


thought this whilst in bar on sunday night
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# ^ Fosters for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I don't think that's a phrase that has ever appeared in a sentence before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# What I meant was that Foster is Piss, so it wins in this image!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# many happy birthdays
and ningles everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Happy Red Candle Day sir!
And 'ning one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# ningle Sir
good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Pretty rough actually...
Still, I'm here now which makes it all better.

Howsabout thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# anashamedly awesome I'm ashamed to say
had a friend over who I haven't seen in a while and then Edinburgh was really very warm and sunny for the first time in a long time and it suits it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Edinburgh suits most weather I find...
I've known it blisteringly hot, which is odd, but works, and absolutely ball shrivellingly cold, which suits it to a tee...

Yay for Scotchland!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# :D
\o/

it wears the cold and wet well - it's had practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# It's all the sandstone...
London looks grey and dirty whatever the weather...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Happy Wax Stick With Wick Day!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I like Fosters
Because I'm thinking of the next morning and stronger lager gives me a cunting hangover
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Yes :D
'ning all :)

How are you all?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hahahhahahaha!
nings
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# give piss a chance?
lol ozzy and jl are clones
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Yeah
they both married complete and utter talentless, oxygen sucking cows
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Then divorced them and married even LESS talented oxygen sucking cows.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hahahaha...
I always thougght Cynthia was quite hot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
#
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Bloody hell, Julian's seen better days, too...
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Bit like a cross between Mickey Rourke and that gimp from The Corrs...
which is a terrifying prospect if ever there was one...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# obviously depends on the pic
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41050000/jpg/_41050016_cynthia_68.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hmmm....
I'm still not convinced...

mind you, in comparison to Yoko though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# thinking drunk ftw!
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hehe
Ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# 'ning
I'm never drinking again...well until next weekend anyway
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ningles Sir
hearty weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# twas the wedding
my suit is covered with red wine stains and I'm told I made the bride cry
how's your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
making the bride cry!? that's nawty!

A friend of mine who used to stay in Fife but now abodes in London Village was back up in the promised land for the weekend so had a very good time. Also - the weather was incredible and spent most of yesterday wandering around the city or reading the papers in the sunshine we a couple of small libations... it was an exceedingly pleasant way to spend a weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# marvellous
how grown up and civilised!

in my defence she was very drunk and emotional and her Dad had called her fat in his speech.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# well drunk women do get emotional
... drunk people get emotional ... and some guys have all the luck! Some guys get all the breaks...

we could learn a lot from Robert Palmer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# but he's dead!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# really?
... I wonder what his backing group are doing now then...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)