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# i'm newwww


i know i should have done this yesterday but i was on a college trip and couldn't get to a computor, its basic but from what i've been watching on this site i hope i got the right idea. be gentle :-)
(Rupiee is eeipur backwards, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# *gently rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# There's no need
I find N00bs are quite willing when coaxed with a few Smarties.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Well where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# It's an old-fashioned view that it's better than surprise sex :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Nothing's better than surprise sex.
NOTHING.

Except rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# That's my line
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# COMPUTOR.
Lord of the PCB.

Hello, pull up things, shop things, Linda McCartney.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# What do vegetarian worms eat?
Linda McCartney.

/1990s
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# What kind of plot? Burial, allotment, rom com?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Paul McCartney
comes back from the hospital and says to the kids "I've got some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is, your mum's dead. The good news is, we're having sausages for dinner!".
(Ed Can Do, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Snooker cue arms
and carrot fingers?
Seams fine to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# ok
Hello b3tans

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I am back from my galavantings
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# were they galvanising?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Noooo
Quality Checkings Captain was I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# okay then...
*starts to dance slowly backwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# it's a DANCE!
what more do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# gooood, not galvanising then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# No, I galvanised sod all today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# But it looks fun, you could galvanise kittens and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# walking on sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Oh Prod :(
I wish you tons of luck.
Are there any possibilities on the horizon?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# nope probably not
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# skipping
but also sitting down
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Going blind
and shittin' meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Not good, go to A'n'E, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# It's a bank holiday
and I thought I'd just bump into furniture until tomorrow and go see the optician.
Edit: You are right. I am going now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Meh, moving out to my gf on saturday....so busy busy
and you my fine Earl?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# glad to be home
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# were you in a Thai prison cel?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Not too shabby
just got back grond The Hague, where I had lunch on the Plein in the sun :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Is it just one big law court?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# No, it's a very nice city*
I've lived there the first 25 years of my life

* may not be true for all neighbourhoods
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# There seams nothing wrong with this picture
welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# thanks for the warm welcome everyone
:-)
(Rupiee is eeipur backwards, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Blessed Horse Law Enforcement Seams!
or something.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# sterling job
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Yay for seams!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# \o/
haven't seen him in a while!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I was flicking through my seam library trying to decide which one to post...
I thought he deserved an airing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking win
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# mental shit
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I've only just noticed the flying orb of metallic destruction behind him...
how odd...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Haha bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# computor is
part of the information super highweb and I am a super highway man
STAND AND DELIVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Pssst
Medication time.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *scarpers - dressing gown open and flapping wildly behind him like a loosed sail*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# COMPUTOR! ENHANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)