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[challenge entry] Evening all..

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(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# they're just exchanging long protein strands
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# if you can think of a better way
i'd like to hear it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# quiet, kodos!
you'll give the game away!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# This might make you laugh fella
A Greenpeace camera crew wandered into our lovely library accompanied by a scientist from the Institute of Zoology and asked if they could do a short interview about the damage of deep sea dredging. Once cleared with press and my boss, they set up and began doing their thing. At the same time my mate Jane came in and came behind the desk so I could show her some photos of us getting pissed on Friday, and we begin larking around, unaware the camera is facing the front desk, meaning we are subsequently in the background, be it, out of focus. When they left I asked my boss what it was for.

Part of a report delivered to the United Nations, to Heads of State.

*stunned silence*

Before Jane and me roared into laughter. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You and Jane really are a couple of crazy cats :D

TAKE THAT BAN KI-MOON! WE DON'T FUCKING CARE! :D

EDIT: Also, were you wearing your McCain/Palin t-shirt especially for Obama when he sees it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Actually
my tee-shirt advertising my local Japanese restaurant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# i am appalled
you didn't do that bunny ear thing over jane's head.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Got your email mate
sad news indeed, but she's in snow leopard kitty heaven now I guess

but excellent news from you matey! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# :(
That reminds me, have you replaced Bobby yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Not yet
which is slightly incredible given how many gorillas Howlets have got (~72) for example. Perhaps the Western lowland gorilla gene pool has become that rare and the curators are keen to keep it as clean as possible, given off the top of my head that's what our lot are


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Aye, that is what they are ;)
Well I hope the girls are all being well behaved without a dominant male around :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# sad state of affairs
selfishly i was kinda hoping that when the other two got too mean and big to mess with we'd still get to play with her but ....

also, just seen this, aaaaw!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *click*
HA :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I wanna be you.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# This^^^^
I visited him at work a couple of months back and he really has the best job ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# You Tarzan?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Hang on, this ain't Amsterdam
(Sorry, Mediocre, I'm stereotyping again)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Don't worry,
he is in Amersfoort ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Just a tad...
*harumphs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Oops
I should have realised from your sig.
Jammer
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# maakt niet...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
#


pssst: it's 'broodje' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Ah, well - my mum is *very* old school, and always used to tell me off about that
She's not to be messed with.

Aap noot mies and all..... I don't dare contradict her. If I do, I get the war stories...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Ah, the war stories

There's lots of those around ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Yeah. Sad but true.
*has a serious moment*

I shouldn't berate her. I can't even imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Don't worry
he isn't here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# You can be quiet, too
:-|

Only messing, I went to school there, and I'm not a fan of the place...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# what have i done now? :(
That face only works on Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Oh bless you, I was only messing...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I worked there for about 18 months
don't tell Floppy Donkey, but some parts of it are okay, others just 'meh' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Yeah, it's the 'meh' parts that kinda get me down...
Apart from that lovely bar just down Utrechtseweg.
Now that's a top place.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I AM NOW

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# It wasn't me
It was flowerpot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Let's 'ave 'em...
Biggin' up the Amersfoort massive 'n ting

Oh, you know what I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# A'foort duh ghakstuh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bless you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Was your spidey sense set off?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Yes

and we finished eating
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# *resists making joke about Dutch people, eating and sex*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I just ate a sex
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# AND UP!

AND THEN DOWN AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I seen a version of this on google..
but yours is better :)

edit: oh..this is the one from google :-/
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Oooooh! You're right!
Naughty @man! www.untitledarchive.com/post_images/1665_funny_police.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# psst..
whoever done it, second name is "Mann" :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# It's ok
it's me
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# haha
@man = mann.. I'm a sleuth, like Sherlock Holmes :D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Are you Jansen Mann?
www.flickr.com/photos/jansenmann/122154814/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# am I ?
yes
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Well done Mr.Mann
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)