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# all based on lies
1. A town was terrorised by made up dragon.
2. A young girl dragged up to caves and left there.
3. Bloke called George heard about this and rode into the village.
4. George then rode up to the cave, sees that there's no dragon, pumps the princess.
5. becomes famous for lying
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# You're just jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# of what?
he wasn't even english you tit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# "of what?"
4. George then rode up to the cave, sees that there's no dragon, pumps the princess.
5. becomes famous for lying
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# ...
Mythological Syrian man cuts head of mythological animal.

Only the English could get excited about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Jesus was as white as you and me and you know it
... also he shopped at Boots
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Jesus works in Holby City Hospitial.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# sad ain't it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# As opposed to....
1. Whole country terrorised by made up snakes
2. Welshman happens to be in the area
3. Claims all the credit for getting rid of the snakes which were never there

"Ah begorrah let's get rat o'arsed"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# But St Paddy's day seems to be marketed by Guinness!
Guinness..The "Hallmark cards" of the brewery business...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# or St. Andrew who... erm...
and is also the Patron saint of Greece.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# and we get a bloke stuck on a squinty cross
bits of it are brought to Scotland..
hence The Saltire
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I view it the same way as christmas
I may have no affinity whatsoever for what the day traditionally represents, but that doesn't stop me celebrating it for what it represents to me, which is a day to say "I'm proud to be English", even if I'm not. It's just become a dirty thing tto say, so it's nice to be able to say it without being accussed of being a Nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Bollocks.
He's patron saint of Georgia, Portugal, Malta and Gozo too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)