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# Happy St. George's Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Pfft!
Happy Georgie day to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] And crowbar this in:
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Wasn't it because they missed twice?
/hull
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# *living room lols*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Heh heh
Or they didn't have time to reload.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# ha
real office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
#
Because the Walther PPS 9mm only holds 7 rounds
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
#
St. George.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# go fuck yourself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# The humour of a good horse link seems to have evaporated for Mr. Prodigy.
I got a similar response a couple of days ago...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# He's a massive flouncer now
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9386931
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# :) You're lovely really, but a bit flouncy about horselinks
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# yay!
so the horses aren't dead after all? They merely emigrated!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# it won't be long before it gets localised
i love tinnies (and throwing a couple of shrimps on the barbie)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Some Turkish bloke apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Is that today then??
Says a lot about this shit country that we know when paddy's day is but not this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I think you are pretty much in the minority if you are unaware
when St George's Day is.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hmm, i feel ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I didn't know either


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Seriously?
You didn't know that St Georges Day was on the 23rd April?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Nope!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# today's the 23rd of April
... shit I've missed my period.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# It's there at the end of your sentence.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# phew thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# i wouldn't have known if it weren't for folk mentioning it on here!
apathy reigns in the kingdom of spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# much more importantly,
it's German Beer Day too :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# does this mean i can start on the beer now?
i have some wheat beer ready, and a wacky german accent
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Na dann prost!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# 1) the country isn't shit
2) what you one person knows says nothing about nothing other than what that one person knows...
3) if Guinness thought they could make money from St. Georges day they would. It's all fucking arbitrary.
4) profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# i'm flying the flag
outside my humble abode and will be spending the day with a couple of hundred old folk all dressed in red and white no doubt bemoaning the state of our lovely country.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Heh heh heh :)
TJ: I have discovered that this place exists and can't decide whether to ridicule it or visit it...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Do both!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Well alright then!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I hired four political cartoonists to paint my shed once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I've heard that Gerald Scarfe paints a mean shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I'd say visit, don't see why you'd do the other
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Just my initial reaction I think
"There's a whole gallery?! Just of little satyrical scribbles?!?!?!?"

And then I decided that it would actually probably be really interesting and a good laugh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# St. George is also the patron saint of my home town
even the flag is the same

there is no celebration of any kind today though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Start your own
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# HAH!
Town's rights are 750 years old this year, and there are too many celebrations already. Serves me right for living next to the central square.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Cool
I nearly got blown up there a few New Years Eves ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Yeah, we were along the canal side approaching the square
When someone set fire to a car just in front of us. The people on the other side of the canal were firing rockets at us and blocking our attempt to escape from the burning car before its petrol tank went up was about 3 and a half tons of chinese crackers which someone set off right behind us.

We thought we were going to die, it was great!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Haha
See, that's why I always celebrate in The Hague. Things blow up on a much larger scale there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# PARTY PARTY PARTAY!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Usually accompanied by shit dutch music
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# He did like his Dutch holidays.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Probably explains why
he never made it to England.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# He wasn't English?
Bloody foreingers!!

Also woo to your pic!!

/rude
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Nah, he was a Turk
And then a roman soldier

People called George they go the house?!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# why would you want to celebrate this day in islamabad?
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# is this /Catholicism or summin
fuck all the saints right in their little ass holes.

also - ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# No, this is /mindlessjingoism
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# ah good
I'm in the right place

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# all based on lies
1. A town was terrorised by made up dragon.
2. A young girl dragged up to caves and left there.
3. Bloke called George heard about this and rode into the village.
4. George then rode up to the cave, sees that there's no dragon, pumps the princess.
5. becomes famous for lying
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# You're just jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# of what?
he wasn't even english you tit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# "of what?"
4. George then rode up to the cave, sees that there's no dragon, pumps the princess.
5. becomes famous for lying
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# ...
Mythological Syrian man cuts head of mythological animal.

Only the English could get excited about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Jesus was as white as you and me and you know it
... also he shopped at Boots
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Jesus works in Holby City Hospitial.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# sad ain't it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# As opposed to....
1. Whole country terrorised by made up snakes
2. Welshman happens to be in the area
3. Claims all the credit for getting rid of the snakes which were never there

"Ah begorrah let's get rat o'arsed"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# But St Paddy's day seems to be marketed by Guinness!
Guinness..The "Hallmark cards" of the brewery business...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# or St. Andrew who... erm...
and is also the Patron saint of Greece.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# and we get a bloke stuck on a squinty cross
bits of it are brought to Scotland..
hence The Saltire
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I view it the same way as christmas
I may have no affinity whatsoever for what the day traditionally represents, but that doesn't stop me celebrating it for what it represents to me, which is a day to say "I'm proud to be English", even if I'm not. It's just become a dirty thing tto say, so it's nice to be able to say it without being accussed of being a Nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Bollocks.
He's patron saint of Georgia, Portugal, Malta and Gozo too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# If you prefer
Happy Shakespeare's Deathday!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# it's actually my wee brother's birthday
so happy birthday tooooo him!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Woooooooooooooo Hippo Birdie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# And Happy Shakespeares Birthday too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ...but not in the same year...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hooray for George!
(MP3J part2, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I presume we can look forward to St. Fidelis pictures tomorrow.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Well duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# St Mark on saturday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# and St Spencer on sunday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# And a happy dragon murdering BNP day to you too
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)