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[challenge entry] Sincerest Apols For Lousy Title Font.

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(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# "if you only get.........."
Hahahah - i thought that bit was funnier than the actual shopped bit!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
#
If I only get to see one movie film this year, then I will be keeping up my recent average.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# :)
well done.
(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# "If you only get to see one film this summer, then keep you mouth shut you culturally ignorant fool!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Pffffff
If watching the drivel that is dished up these days makes you cultured, then I'm definitely a pleb ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Now you will be shunned for your lack of knowledge of the Meet the Spartans films.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Amen
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Oh yes.....
When people moan at me about how shit the films are they pay a tenner to go and see at the cinema, my standard response is 'walking into a cinema and expecting to see a good film is like walking into McDonalds and expecting good food'.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I watched Franklyn
last night. Why oh why oh why oh why did I not listen to Jonathon Ross?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Yes and all modern music is rubbish too.
Shall I fetch your walking stick for you?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Psht
You could have no time to watch films because you're listening to Tosca while watching the Russian ballet in an anteroom of La Louvre, reading Proust in the breaks and eating cheese sandwiches. That's LOADS of culture!

Edit: I forgot to add wiping your arse with Picasso's mummified arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Pish
LE louvre....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Afternoon peeps.
If I only get to see one movie filEm this summer,it will be a miracle,I have no eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# So how do you smell?
no
wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Fucking awful actually
I must take my bi-monthly soak later.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Irish?
Edit: Oh wait that's FilUm!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'm doing well to watch a movie the whole way through
for some reason I can watch hours of half hour episodes back to back but the idea of sitting still for an hour an a half non stop puts me off.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Quite a lot of ^ this
I'm staggered by the number of TV boxsets I've got. I've probably still got more films but I'm more likely to choose a TV show for a lazy afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)