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# yay for scary animals

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Today is the day.
The first time this season that I will actually allow myself to smile.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Awwww Wormy whut u p? Are you feeling well?
I'm moving out tomorrow, and have a shitload off stuff to do bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I'm feeling a little down in a more serious, non-football way
but its my own fault.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Let me help you with that
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BIG COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Charlton supporter too eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Until Nigel Pearson lifts the league one tinfoil trophy
This embarrasing nightmare is not over.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Sorry ickle TJ
MWAHAHAHA! Had about 20 bigbags outside left by next door for the last three days and even though the binmen go past 6 times a day they haven't removed them.
Caught them as they came round this morning and they refused as they were only there to do the bins.
Called the council and the same guys had to come round and remove them:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# You've got to love the logic haven't you...
Our bins sometimes don't get emptied because "it was in a bin, not on the pavement"

Well excuse me for having some fucking decorum and not chucking my waste onto the street like a medieval peasant!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# It's even worse for me!
I have to pay £1.50 per bag, it can only go out no more than an hour before collection time with a label attached to each bag with the business name, the adress and the telephone number.
If any of this is done incorrectly they fine us.
To make the street look better all business signs can no longer be put on the street as well as (and remember this is to make the street look nicer) any flower or tree pots.
They then leave a huge pile of rubbish in the street for three days.
They even made me take my sign in killing all my walk past trade. Technically it was on private property and there'd been a sign out there for about fouty years.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# the only thing to do is advertise on your bin bags
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Ah yes, you're in central London aren't you...
We have to go through that charade with the office rubbish...

Thing is...

Our office is next to Bodean's, so there's frequently meat byproduct lurking on the pavement for days at a time, right by our front door... Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# see, I knew the police had run out of initiative
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Worst bit is, the puddle of cow fat starts to cook in the hot weather... And it makes me really want steak.

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I have the extractor fans from the chinese and gastro pub to do that fop me
My garden sometimes smells of special fried prawn No 57.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# So does mine, but that's because I've been trying to grow sealife...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# And then special fry it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Why but of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Reminds me of Subways next door
When they reopened they though they couple get away using normal bags and we has old 'meat' on the street. It's bad enough the smell we get from the baking of what they pass off as bread mix.
It amazes me how think some people can be, 'It's freshly baked. It's far better than fast food bread.'
Yes. It's frshly baked fast food bread. It's fresh chemicals not frozen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *shudder*
Subway doesn't even LOOK like real bread! It's got that weird plasticy sheen to it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Put a bin in a clear bag, and leave it out for them next time.
Do it to someone else's bin or old one, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Naaa they meant the street bins. I'm on the main road.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Scary Animals?!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Pea from ages ago...
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Go on, pat me, I dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)