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# Thank Rob it's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# yay for scary animals

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Today is the day.
The first time this season that I will actually allow myself to smile.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Awwww Wormy whut u p? Are you feeling well?
I'm moving out tomorrow, and have a shitload off stuff to do bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I'm feeling a little down in a more serious, non-football way
but its my own fault.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Let me help you with that
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BIG COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Charlton supporter too eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Until Nigel Pearson lifts the league one tinfoil trophy
This embarrasing nightmare is not over.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Sorry ickle TJ
MWAHAHAHA! Had about 20 bigbags outside left by next door for the last three days and even though the binmen go past 6 times a day they haven't removed them.
Caught them as they came round this morning and they refused as they were only there to do the bins.
Called the council and the same guys had to come round and remove them:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# You've got to love the logic haven't you...
Our bins sometimes don't get emptied because "it was in a bin, not on the pavement"

Well excuse me for having some fucking decorum and not chucking my waste onto the street like a medieval peasant!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# It's even worse for me!
I have to pay £1.50 per bag, it can only go out no more than an hour before collection time with a label attached to each bag with the business name, the adress and the telephone number.
If any of this is done incorrectly they fine us.
To make the street look better all business signs can no longer be put on the street as well as (and remember this is to make the street look nicer) any flower or tree pots.
They then leave a huge pile of rubbish in the street for three days.
They even made me take my sign in killing all my walk past trade. Technically it was on private property and there'd been a sign out there for about fouty years.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# the only thing to do is advertise on your bin bags
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Ah yes, you're in central London aren't you...
We have to go through that charade with the office rubbish...

Thing is...

Our office is next to Bodean's, so there's frequently meat byproduct lurking on the pavement for days at a time, right by our front door... Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# see, I knew the police had run out of initiative
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Worst bit is, the puddle of cow fat starts to cook in the hot weather... And it makes me really want steak.

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I have the extractor fans from the chinese and gastro pub to do that fop me
My garden sometimes smells of special fried prawn No 57.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# So does mine, but that's because I've been trying to grow sealife...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# And then special fry it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Why but of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Reminds me of Subways next door
When they reopened they though they couple get away using normal bags and we has old 'meat' on the street. It's bad enough the smell we get from the baking of what they pass off as bread mix.
It amazes me how think some people can be, 'It's freshly baked. It's far better than fast food bread.'
Yes. It's frshly baked fast food bread. It's fresh chemicals not frozen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *shudder*
Subway doesn't even LOOK like real bread! It's got that weird plasticy sheen to it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Put a bin in a clear bag, and leave it out for them next time.
Do it to someone else's bin or old one, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Naaa they meant the street bins. I'm on the main road.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Scary Animals?!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Pea from ages ago...
"/

Go on, pat me, I dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# tea and coffee are gay!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# "winners drink BEER (tm)"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Buckfast
wimp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Drink?
PAH!!
Inject it in the eyeball!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I used to work with an anaesthetist who once shot up 20ml of vodka
he nearly died
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# what's you hot beverage of choice prodj?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# buckfast and joints

which I have none of :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# ah, i'm done with that diet
since I stopped I gained like 15 kg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# REEL MEN DRINK PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# NOW DO A POST ABOUT MATLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# What's a Matlock?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Maaaaaaaaaaaaaatlock!

/grampa simpson

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matlock_(TV_series)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Sorry to thread jack!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# file size is fucking huge
tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# It's under 400 so i don't care!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Jesus cares
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Well you should,
because the limit for still images is 100kb.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Acceptable: JPG, BMP, PNG, GIF, less than around 400kb.
That's what the B3TA server says
don't bite my head off!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# fuck it then..sorry for trying to help
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Fuck it i'll just stick to Flickr groups!
You people have to many issues!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# just come back in 12 hours time when people are more interested in funny ideas
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# yea right
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I still love you Fly
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# This is making me think of karaoke...
And coffee...

'nings the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# EYE OF THETIGER, SING IT! THE CYBUFFALOW DEMANDS IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
#
dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga
dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga
DUN!

DUN DUN DUN!

DUN DUN DUN!

DUN DUN DERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# YESSHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
#
DUN!
snare!
DUN DUN DUN!
snare!
DUN DUN DUN!
snare!
DUN DUN DERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ADRIAN, ADRIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I like my coffee like how I like my buttprostitutes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# PAID IN METH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# First I plunge my balls into them, then I ram it down my throat

and also paid in meth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# pale, weak
with a surprisingly tight finish?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Black and underage?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ground up and put in a small cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Encased in plastic and / or styrofoam while gently steaming?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *scribbles in notebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Haha I love you all
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# o hai!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Harrow

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)