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I can think of one thing more boring than running.

Watching people running.

Sod off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

what about throwing things at people running?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

slightly less boring.

Still not as exciting as having a nice sit down no where naer people running, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

I, running is a waste of time

There are better things to do

*hugs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

:D *hug*

like almost everything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

I am trying to kill my brain with booze tonight, I have already started

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Ooooh, I shan't be

but you go ahead if it's necessary.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

If it puts me in a better mood, then yes

I doubt it will, as it will probably make me feel very depressed and I will probably start texting people.

The booze is only in use as I can't get a joint

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Look after yourself, poppet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

I will try

But I am in a can't be fucked mood, as well as a pissed off mood

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

Well, try not to let that make you worse, then.

I know if I sit and stew I just get worse and worse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

it has been going on since yesterday morning

It just wont go, now matter what I do :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

Be careful, love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

I will be honey

*hug*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

*big hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

*big hug back*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

:-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

I'm not letting go

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

That's alright

You can explain to the wife why he's strangely convinced he's dry humping a man's back then :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

It wouldn't bother me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

It might, he's quite heavy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

it will the only action I will get

so i am not going to complain

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

:d awwww

'm off- see you soon!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

Yeah, who needs exercise.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

I'd rather dance around to good music

than run about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

I tend to go for swimming.

Or to the gym, while listening to good music.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

I don't do either of them, for two reasons:

1. No swimming baths as I am NOT wearing that little in front of other people.
2. No gym as outside is free.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Fair enough. I'm fairly comfortable with baring my belly at strangers.

And there's a gym in the block of flats next to mine, which does cheap deals to residents.
My girlfriend has somehow managed to get free gym membership, by living in a deprived area

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Free is still cheaper than cheap, I find.

I'm sure I'll be more arsed later on in life.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

running is no good for you

Walking, cycling and swimming is far better for you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

There are much more fun forms of exercise

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Better in what way?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

No high speed spinal compression

Or at least that's how I understand it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Yes

Running also does a lot of damage to your knees

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

One of many many reasons I don't do it

Damaged my knee years ago, it barely copes with standing these days

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Fair enough.

I've never really got into it myself. I always think I look like an arse when I run.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

pfft, what do you mean when you run?

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Well, obviously I have a head start already.

The hair flailing all over the place doesn't help matters.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Don't chop it off.

If you ever feel like you might, don't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

My girlfriend won't let me apparently.

And it doesn't seem to be a problem despite working in a hospital, so I'll probably keep it for a while.
Until I start looking like a middle aged man trying desperately to cling onto his youth. Or go grey/bald.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Noooooo if it goes grey let it stay

you'll look proper lovely.

Good on your girlfriend, all chaps should have long lustrous hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

I'm more worried about the receding hairline.

The skullet isn't a look I'm comfortable with. I think only Devin Townsend can manage it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

That's an interesting definition of manage....

Are you? From the pictures in your profile it'd appear not, but it's hard to tell without a photophotophoto.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

Oh, it all looks fine at the moment, the hair hides it nicely.

Under that, it's definitely retreating

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

*worries*

BYE PORSCHE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

I went swimming once when my hair was long..

I almost drowned when I started doing front crawl and turned my head to breath and instead got a mouthful of wet hair.

bad times. :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

This is a serious problem.

I stick to breast stroke now, and not just for euphemistic purposes.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

15 bonus points for that one, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

I was just thinking 'how weird, that's not happened to me'

conveniently forgetting that my version of swimming is thrashing around like I'm being electrocuted for half an hour, only to open my eyes and realise I've gone about four metres.

\o/ talent, that's called. You'd be hard pushed to find a shittier swimmer than me who hasn't drowned.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

What about sprinting?

That would surely do less due to the fact you're not plodding along smacking your weight down with everystep. Plus you run on your toes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

don't try them all at once

you'll get your bike wet.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Must ... resist....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Nah, go on, you know

you want to...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

I can get my bike wet just by cycling without underwear

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Tenalady?

*ducks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Hahahahaha!

No, as I understand it the section did wonders for maintaining control on that thank you.....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

I didn't know you'd had one!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Yeah, they thought it might be best after 70 hours of labour

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

Jaheesus.

I want to give you a cuddle now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

Cuddles ALWAYS welcome

It wasn't half as bad as I thought though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

A friend of mine had to have something similar following about 60 hours

This doesn't bode well for me, maybe our generation is doomed to have ridiculously long labours.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Nah, friend of mine dropped in 3

I don't speak to her any more....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

First one? That's a bit bloody quick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

Yeah

Bitch

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

You can tell her I hate her too

and I haven't even got any yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

Hee hee :)

The problem I had was with the brother in law saying THEY'D had a hard time with the birth: all twenty MINUTES of it....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

Oh fuck off.

....would be what I would have said.

ANYWAY

I'm bye bye now, so lovely to talk, see you soon x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Okie doke Mon Capitane

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

0_0

Bad Trelly!

*is shocked*

*but not very shocked*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

*giggles*

My brain shouldn't be allowed

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

www.omniplan.hu/20080816-22-Holland/L5/IMG_1739-Canal-bike.jpg

/edit: oooh, Utrecht!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

How on EARTH can you tell?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

I think I recognise the canal walls with the windows in them

but I might be wrong, mind

Utrecht is the only city with canals that have 'werfkelders', a place that's now used to eat and drink, mostly: photos.igougo.com/images/p145256-Utrecht-Oude_Gracht.jpg

Anyway, it's time to make some well deserved foods

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

FOODS

I need some of them. Fling some at England when you're done, ta.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

I shall

later!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

Bye bye Mr Ocre.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

That's so lovely in the summer...

*clicks fingers*
Another Palm over here, mijneer!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

mine-ear?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

Oh, I'm bowing to Mr Cre on matters pronunciation-related, lovely.

But, yes....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

\o/

I can speak Dutches!

*snuggle* I'm off, have a good weekend! xxx

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

Grimbergen dubbel

or City castle Oudaen's home brew, while we're in Utrecht ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

Grimbergen is wonderful, but

it rather knocks your trousers (or mine) off after a couple.

Edit: I don't know that other one, I shall investigate next time I'm over.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

hahah

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

*administers late friday-afternoon fondles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

*snuggle* lo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

You are very very right

unless it's people running to deliver my meal in a restaurant, naturally :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

golf?

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)