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# LOLJAPAN
Should i put this on a t-shirt, whack a random japanese city name and some kanji on it, then sell it to river island, top man, matalan, selfridges etc so all the trendy cunts can wear it and pretend to have brought it from a none-existent trip to japan?


(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha YES
DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# what is it with these fucking rubbishly designed 'japanese' tshirts everywhere??
Its the new fad, and its horrible.

At least i have safe knowledge that my Hooters Shanghai Tshirt was actually purchased in shanghai, and that it cannot be obtained anywhere else!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# do you mean things like "SUPERDRY" and its ilk? they do look a bit silly.
i'm currently wearing a t-shirt which says in katakana "GOJIRA Vs TOKYO". I've not been to japan, its just an awesome t-shirt.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# sup matey
you groovy?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I am trying to kill my brain with booze tonight
but I want a joint

you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Booze > weed
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# you speak the truth
if only because weed makes me agitated and sleepy.

the worst kind of sleepy
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# It normally makes me go extremely quiet,
and then get paranoid that everyone think I've gone quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I just want some weed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i'm about to go cook a nice bit of topside with roast tattys julienne carrots and broccoli and stilton gravy
mmmmhhmmmm
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I made Currywurst for tea.
It was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# ooooh!
I lurves curryvurst

Howd you make the sauce? Just ketchup and curry parda?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I just made a basic curry sauce.
Onions, garlic, ginger, tomato, coriander, cumin, garam masala and paprika.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# errr - you put cum in?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I ran out of salt
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# currywurst?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# German speciality.
Basically, hotdogs with curry sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# shit in a can then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Ok, what next?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# just drink some booze
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Righty-ho.
My fridge is stocked with homebrew.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# can I have some, soon I will have no ale
and will be on the spirits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Alright.
But go easy, I only have another 35 pints or so.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# yay :(*?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# sounds gorgeous
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# bring on drunk texting, yay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# maybe his legs had just grow?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# We are so gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# haha
i'm really trying but I can't even begin to work out what you intended to say :)

and now i've got the giggles
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I'm referring to "Japanese t-shirts" (the ones taters talked about) that don't actually look anything like what Japanese people actually wear.
But even I'm confused about what just happened.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# this is true
they wear very plain t-shirts with very little in the way of designs.
So when you go to Tokyo with LOLJAPAN t-shirts that could say strange things, you look a bit michael buerk
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I have a t-shirt that i bought when i was 17 that reads "looking for a japanese girlfriend" in kanji
i was wearing it last year to the gym, thinking its a crap old t-shirt "why not?", in the gym that day i have never seen so many japanese people. apparently during summer my uni does a lot of summer programs for foreign students. needless to say i got a lot of funny looks and giggles.


and a girls number.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# blimey - from jlist.com?
I got the yoshinoya/yokozuna one because i love the damn resturant so much. Always gets a reaction when im over there. The nathan barleys made me want to stop wearing any japan-themed tshirts in the UK though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# do you sport the geek pie when you're in japan though?
yeah it was the j-list one. i had to stop wearing it because the red on the sun started coming off.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# i covet my yoshinoya one as it is no longer available
fucking love it, twinkle tits:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Re8qj07_Y

Peace 'n fackin
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# are you still going out with a japanese girlfriend?
If so, im buying 10 of those t-shirts right now and going to roppongi to get some LOLJAPANAIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# i can almost see this happening
Sam sits at his table typing a response

SUDDENLY HE IS HIT BY A BLAST OF PURE OH-SHIT-WTF-ON-STEROIDS

we are all better off for his sacrrifice
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# The properly spoken was great in the realize feel like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# i ran that through babelfish
turned it into japanese, then put the japanese characters back through, and turned them into this bit of english, which makes more sense than that:

"Securely, that way where you speak it was large in actualization, you feel."
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I just did that with the first thing I said;
Who is truly far, since decided that even uses wants to do looks like?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Please don't edit that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# it went all small and i couodnt rwd it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# YES
i think ....?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# suck shoes you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# *cricks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# If you know how to sell designs to those stores, let me know
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# i will, believe me
ive got plenty of work in my portfolio that i wouldnt mind merchandising, but i dont know where to start. Cafepress?

Good quality, cheap posters and prints is the thing i want to do the most.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Cafepress is allegedly rubbish
I currently use RedBubble. There's a few other sites out there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# cafepress is a pile a shit. it takes for ever and its badly printed
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# local screen printers and your own website.
Seriously. Cafepress and the like are not worth a wank. You can buy 100 fruit of the loom t-shirts for around a pound a piece if you want to do t-shirts too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I used a screen printer for the first batch of QD shirts
Only problem is maintaining a spread of sizes, styles and colours. Hence I set up a RedBubble store - it has a lot more colours and styles than I could afford to keep in stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Is there new colour quiz dino ones now???
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
www.redbubble.com/people/quizdinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Whilst you appear to know what you are talking about
I'm afraid you are not managing to compete with the public house for my attention so I'm off out ;) later all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# KAPOW
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# here is an artists impression of the shirt you will be able to buy in the shops:
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# LOLJAPAN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# That actually looks rather well designed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# THWACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Yes, you should

I'd like to be a trendy cunt sometime.

Told the missus only yesterday that it's probably a cool idea to visit Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# yes!
"重体"

:D

short, and to the point

leaving plenty of space for an abusive statement elsewhere on the tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# catnippp?


.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# kapow factor
nice-would make a good animation too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)