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# Extremely hungry, pissed off, waiting for someone to annoy me enough
so that I don't feel too bad for venting.

If anyone feels like being made to feel like an abject, dickless faliure then by all means, step right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# *prods gingerly with looooooong stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *waves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# You're volunteering?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Yus, as I already qualify on one out of three anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# No, I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Ah ok
Can I help in other ways? Bring food perhaps?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Yes please :-(
don't worry, only 5 hours to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# You sure?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I could do with losing some more
*has dropped her target weight another half a stone* so no worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Not a good way to go about it though :S
Ah well *superenhuggleifies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It's not like I can do much else.
I'd eat if there was something to eat. Anyway, cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I can offer two of the three...
...

...

...

How very od / B3ta that people are queueing up to receive a emasculating tirade from a normally lovely lady in Buckinghamshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *prods*
*prods*
*prods*
*prods*
*prods*
*prods**prods*

*prods**prods*
*prods**prods*
*prods*
*prods*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# She's not a fucking unexploded firework.

"Remember: Never return to your Captain after lighting."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# oh I think you'll find she is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# What kind? A catherine wheel? A roman candle?
Or one of those massive ones which just makes loads of noise.

Really must learn more firework varieties
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# why are they called Roman Candles?
I can't imagine the Roman's invented them

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Maybe when you put them in the box they all try to have sex with each other.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# you are thinking of illegal immigrants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I never put illegal immigrants in a box together.
What are you implying?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I'm a
[unflattering adjective] [synonym for prostitute] with [possibly a mental disorder or perhaps we'll go for venereal] bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# :(
I think you are a fiery fun lady
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# That's lovely of you.
I'm just saving time for others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# GO GET EM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'm having a fluffy day despite hangover and random joint pains - check the sig
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# See fireworks metaphors again!
The fiery fun lady, it would spin around with massive flames licking out of it like it was doing a 'whatever those spinning ballet moves are'.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# pirouette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Thank you.
I could only think of a plee-a, which even then I can't spell.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Plié?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Plie.
*suprisingly, did ballet for many years*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# That is quite surprising yes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# pirouette always makes me think of this...
xkcd.com/162/
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I'm eating Sushii
It's very very good. It's not a nasty supermarket one. It's from Yoshinos. Mmmm.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# damn you, sir, damn you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Does it come with shut up sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Nah.
Oh look. Miso soup. Mmmm.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# *blows kisses from afar*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Vent at me in a gaz, if that will help
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I don't really want to
I want to point out to someone what a cunt they are, but the only few I can see on here are well aware that I think they're pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I am a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Fuck off are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I am a right cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I'm a left cunt
maybe we should join up and become a tunnel of cunt.

we could take that shit on tour.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Is it me?
You've got to get to the back of a very long queue to tell me that one...
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I barely know you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Well, Once you get to know me, then.

In addition.

Can you draw? Yes you can, very well!

So Fuck'em.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Eh? What?
What's going on? Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I already am one so I'll just let someone else enjoy the joy of that today
*saunters off pissed off at everything*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# you'll be wanting /qotw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Nah, every time I go on them
lonely bitches that look like half-squeezed chew toys get all upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)