b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9398974 (Thread)

# you'll be lucky to get a sausage with a 42' chest and a V neck
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# *snort laughs*
*click*
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I dunno, a bit of creative weaving....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# creative weaving you say?
phwoar....
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Cor
Heart attack sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# you call that a heart attack sandwich?
this is a heart attack sandwich
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Good Lord
Let's imprison vegans in cells made of that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# no.
we execute the vegans.
then eat them

MORE MEAT FOR THE MEAT EATERS!
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# ah you pissed on my sandwhich
whilst I was searching for the link.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# i've got them bookmarked :)
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Phwoar!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# i can't wait for proper barbeque season to begin :)
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Riverghost around?
Make one of these for teh bash please and save it til I get there!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# bah. Mere amateurs.
www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I get the meat sweats just looking at it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Uh oh.
Death burgers.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# or 'elevenses' as /talk would call them
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# /talk sure is fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Should I be on /talk
I didn't realise /board had a weight limit :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I'm on /talk and I'm one of the fattest people in britain right now.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Those poor herons must groan whenever you get on them
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# You're just waiting for James Corden's inevitable coronary to let you steal the crown, aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# What a wonderful man Luther Vandross was.
Not for his music, but for his burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# doughnuts
with rissoles cheese and bacon? That's a new one on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# USA! USA! USA!
Submit before the might of our delicious cultural hegemony!
(LennySA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I was at some sort of posh restaurant hotel
shenanigans the other day (there were peacocks on the lawns and aw hing) ... anyway - they had a brilliant display of knitted cakes!!! Sitting there on a display tray all knitted and lovely.

not nom but impressive none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# My mum does stuff like that and sells them on ebay.
She knitted me some ace sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# your mum is ace
if she needs some sort of certificate of aceness I'd be happy to make one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# :)
I'll let her know she can pop you down as a reference.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# me too
I'll even learn to knit and knit her a certificate, if I can swap it for a knitted BLT
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)