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# I'm thinking of making a t-shirt from this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# you'll be lucky to get a sausage with a 42" chest and a V neck
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# *snort laughs*
*click*
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I dunno, a bit of creative weaving....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# creative weaving you say?
phwoar....
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Cor
Heart attack sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# you call that a heart attack sandwich?
this is a heart attack sandwich
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Good Lord
Let's imprison vegans in cells made of that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# no.
we execute the vegans.
then eat them

MORE MEAT FOR THE MEAT EATERS!
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# ah you pissed on my sandwhich
whilst I was searching for the link.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# i've got them bookmarked :)
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Phwoar!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# i can't wait for proper barbeque season to begin :)
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Riverghost around?
Make one of these for teh bash please and save it til I get there!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# bah. Mere amateurs.
www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I get the meat sweats just looking at it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Uh oh.
Death burgers.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# or 'elevenses' as /talk would call them
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# /talk sure is fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Should I be on /talk
I didn't realise /board had a weight limit :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I'm on /talk and I'm one of the fattest people in britain right now.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Those poor herons must groan whenever you get on them
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# You're just waiting for James Corden's inevitable coronary to let you steal the crown, aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# What a wonderful man Luther Vandross was.
Not for his music, but for his burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# doughnuts
with rissoles cheese and bacon? That's a new one on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# USA! USA! USA!
Submit before the might of our delicious cultural hegemony!
(LennySA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I was at some sort of posh restaurant hotel
shenanigans the other day (there were peacocks on the lawns and aw hing) ... anyway - they had a brilliant display of knitted cakes!!! Sitting there on a display tray all knitted and lovely.

not nom but impressive none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# My mum does stuff like that and sells them on ebay.
She knitted me some ace sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# your mum is ace
if she needs some sort of certificate of aceness I'd be happy to make one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# :)
I'll let her know she can pop you down as a reference.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# me too
I'll even learn to knit and knit her a certificate, if I can swap it for a knitted BLT
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# AND THE DIRT IS GONE
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Chances are it has already been done
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# NOT WITH THIS DRAWING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# an art director i worked with
apparrently told me he drew that famous sausage when he was working with the BBC

I was impressed, but i wanted proof.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I drew Duncan Dares
... in my spare time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# and when I say 'spare time'
I mean while I wasn't the lead actor in the Nine o Clock News
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# do it...
...but lose that bit of knife thing or ignore me
(I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# both
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# cheeky!
but i like you anyway
(I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# the over 30s will love it.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Grange Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I didn't like Grange Hill
it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Awesome
a bit more detail on the knife would be nice though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# gronkpan!
i thought you only posted weird porn stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I don't think porn could get much weirder than cutlery tips.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# HELLO SIR,
I AM 24 YEARS OLD. I HAVE BEEN MASTERBATIG FOR THE PAST 6 YEARS. I STAMMER A LOT. BUT FROM THE PAST 3 YEARS WHENEVER I MASTERBATE I STAMMER A LOT. ALSO EVERY TIME AFTER I MASTERBATE MY BREATHING BECOMES IMPROPER THAT IS WHAT I FEEL. BECAUSE OF WHICH I AM NOT ABLE TO SPEAK PROPERLY. AS A RESULT OF THIS I HAVE LOST LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES IN MY CARREER, ESPECIALLY IN MY INTERVIEW, BECAUSE I STAMMERED A LOT IN THE INTERVIEW. SIR ASLO EVEN WHEN I DONOT MASTERBATE DURING NIGHT THAT IS AFTER 8 PM I AM NOT ABLE TO SPEAK PROPERLYI.E I STAMMER. CURRENTLY I AM WORKING IN A BPO WHERE I HAVE TO WORK ONLY DURING NIGHT SHIFT. AS A RESULT I AM NOT ABLE TO SAY MY IDIEAS IN THE OFFICE ENVIRONMENT. I WAS PREVIOUSLY GOING TO A CLASS TO CURE MY STAMMERRING. BUT DUE TO THE WORK PRESSURE I AM NOT ABLE TO ATTEND THE CLASSES. SIR PLEASE INFORM HOW DO I STOP MASTERBATION (masturbation) SO THAT I CAN SPEAK WELL AND LEAD A NORMAL LIFE AS EVERYONE, AND ACHIEVE MY GOALS.

I FEEL WILL GET REPLY TO THESE QUESTIONS, PLEASE IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.

THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# please tell me you got that off a proper site
It is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
#
www.medhelp.org/posts/Mental-Health/masterbating--how-do-i-stop/show/267924
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# so when u go to shit and sit on the toilet bowl i ll lock the bathroom door remove my pants and sit on the same toilet bowl facing u
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Jesus hates you.
your penis makes you a bad man. Jesus hates your penis. You should use you hate penis to hurt others. Jesus hates gays and women. What are you going to do with your hate penis?
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Now I have that noise in my head!!
Da dan da dan dar!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# saw sorge!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# make it a brightly coloured T Shirt
and I think it will be win win win
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Very grange hill ;)
get rid of the knife thing maybe?
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# mmmmmm....
sossie sammich with HP sauce*

*even though it's now made in bloody France by bloody Danone...



*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)