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# Coming soon...Ross Kemp on Spangs
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Ross Kemp: moistly damp
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# "my bruvva's garage'll sort that aat for ya...."
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# doh!
I had a right cnut behind me this morning on the M3. He was flashing and waving for me to move over from lane 3, even though the motorway was chocca in all lanes and there were a complete line of cars in front of me at just 10 yards distance.

I suggested to him via the medium of the international hand gesture that he had a small penis. He didn't like that very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely done Griffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# then he arrested me*
*not true but wouldn't that have been funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# well if he didn't want people to know he had a small penis, he shouldn't have flashed...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ZUUL!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# that must have been satisfying
... you get bonus points for giving dick head drivers an aneurysm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# as I filtered off and he matched my speed to try and retaliate
I just shook my head at him in a pitying manner and smugly continued my journey to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# \o/
bravo :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I know.
sorry, the smugness hasn't fully worn off yet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Blatant case of Homophobic assault, I'm not one to jump to conclusions but, as my dad always says,
if the cap fiats wear it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I'm not surprised they crashed.
They're in some kind of zebra-crossing containment field
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Haha
Those crazy Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Nice....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Yay for Ross Kemp
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)