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# He can't half hold his breath well...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Feeeesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Shall we dance?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Blimey
That is ace
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# APHEX TWIN CAT :D
I would love to see this cat doafull version of the window licker music video.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# COME TO TABBY.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# how is tabby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Tabphex.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# He is spawned demonically out of a dirty litter tray...
...then his angry kitten minnions run wild on a local housing estate.

Also, he spends a few minutes screaming directly into an elderly dogs face.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# i say, woo for posh animals


(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# rather!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Not half!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# 'Sim-
ples'
(empty head, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahahahaha, that is rather spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Aw noicely!
:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I'm not worried about how long he can hold his breath. HOw the fuck did he get out of the binbag!
woo.

Today I yam mostlyexperimenting with tuna mayo with reggae reggae sauce. Whay yam b3tards lunchipooes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# your experiment sounds delicious
i had mushroom soup and i'm hungry again now.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# It was a resounding success.
peeps of teh world! three parts mayo to one part of Levi Root's finest makes yummy tuna mayo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Taramasalata here
with side orders of side orders.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Bacon and egg sarnie
TAKE THAT SWINE FLU!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# sausage and leek sandwich
and a fruit flapjack
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I had ham and tigerbread.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *calls WWF*
*shouts at wrestlers blames 118118*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# you do know wwf is all fake, right?
they don't really save animals, they just use actors and green-screens
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# that's just silly.
how are they going to make a green screen look like it's in it's natural habitat if a person's behind it? porsonz no jungle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# the actors are in cheap animal costumes.
yiff!yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# when you say cheap animals I take it you mean goldfish or gerbils
Is there a cut off at anything that costs more than the average week's pocket money?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# well of course, how else would you run a charity?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Did you touch it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# nope, I used my powers of telekinesis.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Is that the same 'telekinesis' that you got arrested for
for making that steepling in your overcoat in from of those schoolgirls?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# telekinesis is such a versatile power!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Cadburys chocolate buttons
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# lunch of champions
fat champions
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# How are you going to keep your cadbury's chocolate waistcoat fastened?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)