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# Oh bless, that'd have been a good joke
but you're going to get raped in the nostril now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# a woman goes to the doctor and says...
"EGKUDE ME DOGGOR, CAN YOU GED PREGDAND FROM NADAL THEX?"

"No of course not" says the doctor

*horrible snorting noise*

"Thanks goodness for that" says the woman.


It's more of an 'in person' joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Are you coming to London?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# no. when, what?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# London meet, end of this month
come and look at my bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# calendar link or it isn't true
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# The things I do for you.
Lazy cock end. Hang on.

edit: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14592
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I've never been to a bash
do you wear name badges?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# We wear cocks, balloon hats, glowy things and drunken smiles.
It's fun, come along.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
#
www.thelocal.se/19064/20090424/


fuck it: 15,000 posts
reflecto-pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# congrats! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# SNOTNEWS
and I've seen that. Many times.

I didn't try and make it clearer. No. Or bigger.

That'd be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# riverghost tried :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I fucking knew it.
:)

Night Tombles. Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Tara miss
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# haha
what a messy desk

lube and tissues and airfix!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# grats!
welcome back to reality
ewww snotblast!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I'm sorting out my travel arrangements tonight.
I shall goto the ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# \o/
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# we wear barcodes
makes it easier for the carers to scan us back in on the 'special' bus
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# *Wimbledons*
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha :)
one of my fave jokes

/don't forget tomorrow - 100th episode on tonight
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# of what?
I suddenly feel like I am from a different planet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# * 'Lost' fan*
things start getting explained tonight
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# *SPOILERS*
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
THE ISLAND IS INSIDE A DINOSAUR

I bet the final episode is just one long shot of all the people that made it laughing at you for watching their retarded programme.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# retarded it may be
entertaining it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Stopped watching that some time ago.
I like goodnight sweatheart So that must make lost really really fucking awful!
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# horses for courses.
I love it, and it's one of the few shows I bother watching these days
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# what an insightful input, thanks for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I bet HE doesn't know what lies in the shadow of the statue...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# huzzah
fresh cream:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)