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[challenge entry] Maybe it's not reptiles dressed as humans we should worry about.

David Icke is inside
You'd be pretty mental too if you got called D.Icke

From the David Icke challenge. See all 190 entries (closed)

(addersnell, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# fook off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Oh bless, that'd have been a good joke
but you're going to get raped in the nostril now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# a woman goes to the doctor and says...
"EGKUDE ME DOGGOR, CAN YOU GED PREGDAND FROM NADAL THEX?"

"No of course not" says the doctor

*horrible snorting noise*

"Thanks goodness for that" says the woman.


It's more of an 'in person' joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Are you coming to London?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# no. when, what?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# London meet, end of this month
come and look at my bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# calendar link or it isn't true
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# The things I do for you.
Lazy cock end. Hang on.

edit: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14592
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I've never been to a bash
do you wear name badges?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# We wear cocks, balloon hats, glowy things and drunken smiles.
It's fun, come along.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
#
www.thelocal.se/19064/20090424/


fuck it: 15,000 posts
reflecto-pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# congrats! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# SNOTNEWS
and I've seen that. Many times.

I didn't try and make it clearer. No. Or bigger.

That'd be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# riverghost tried :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I fucking knew it.
:)

Night Tombles. Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Tara miss
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# haha
what a messy desk

lube and tissues and airfix!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# grats!
welcome back to reality
ewww snotblast!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I'm sorting out my travel arrangements tonight.
I shall goto the ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# \o/
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# we wear barcodes
makes it easier for the carers to scan us back in on the 'special' bus
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# *Wimbledons*
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha :)
one of my fave jokes

/don't forget tomorrow - 100th episode on tonight
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# of what?
I suddenly feel like I am from a different planet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# * 'Lost' fan*
things start getting explained tonight
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# *SPOILERS*
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
THE ISLAND IS INSIDE A DINOSAUR

I bet the final episode is just one long shot of all the people that made it laughing at you for watching their retarded programme.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# retarded it may be
entertaining it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Stopped watching that some time ago.
I like goodnight sweatheart So that must make lost really really fucking awful!
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# horses for courses.
I love it, and it's one of the few shows I bother watching these days
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# what an insightful input, thanks for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I bet HE doesn't know what lies in the shadow of the statue...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# huzzah
fresh cream:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# now then
can anybody tell me what new upstart addernsell has done wrong here?

anyone? anyone?

Yes you there at the back with the large head...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# He didn't flush?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# oooh - so close. Bless!
anyone else?

Something to do with the image he posted.....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Does saying that David Icke is inside (in the Brian text)
mean he's cheating?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Probably for posting an image he didnt make
google big barney
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# haha
no shit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# sowy
I have now replaced the batteries in my sarcasm-detector and it's now working properly
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# FALE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# The Global Elite controls the Brotherhood!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# HAIL NOD
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# you are all part of the pyramid of manipulation!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I control the sisterhood
Trouble is, I keep throwing out members who let the side down.
It's lonely up here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# *shifty looks*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Oh, Wormyface
When I see your little toes
They make me happy for I knows
You are a little Wormyface
Even though I'm mean to you
Because you're nasty and smell of glue
I will teach you how to jew
You are my little Wormyface





There.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I was about to Photoshop David Icke's face onto a Jew
but I can't be arsed now.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Because I wrote you a lovely song
to ease your fragile little tear covered head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# This is all becuase I was condescending to you earlier right?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# It's because I secretly adore you and want to have your
emotionless, sulky little mankittens.

Goodnight, Warmyouless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# YBFM
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# YBMFM
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Well, you fucked that up.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# top tip
click that little red L next to your name
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# you're about to get everything you deserve
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# post it already
sheesh you big faker you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# what a nudey photo?
i think i'm about to give up on getting a digital camera to hand
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# not got a mobile phone?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# If he's taking photos of himself naked and not sending them to me
I'm not going to be a happy captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# yep but its 5 years old
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# you're all bastards
and i hate youuuu
david icke is my boyfriend you insensitive cunts


.
(sanguine_badger, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# he has arisen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# too big, unshopped, etc.
Hello new person, You've misjudged how we roll a touch. please read the FAQ that you can get to by clicking on your L plate or at the top of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# i've not idea what "roll a touch" means
So I'm off home.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# It's like touching a roll
but opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# not worth it's own thread...
(Peter_G, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)