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# 'Save money on your fake tan'
WHY - WHY (and HT - I expect an answer) do people use fake tan?

WHY?

Honestly?!

WHAT THE FUCK?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Cos it makes them sexified!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# they like being orange
stop being so narrow minded! :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# You type that like racism's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Because they think, quite wrongly, that it makes them attractive
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# cos it's safer than a real tan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# It is an inexpensive way to make it appear like you're survived the detonation of twin suns.
Which can only help you social status.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *giggles helplessly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Not a clue, pale is win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Go team inexplicably garish yellow!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# You're not yellow, you're sort of monochrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I fucking wish I was monochrome!
That would be so hard-boiled.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I'm not very down with the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# You've got a fedora and a raincoat, that's pretty hard-boiled....
For a dame.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Twenty points for use of dame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# > Get key
mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000228
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Gosh, what's this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# MSPaint Adventures: Problem Sleuth
The best thing ever. It's like a fake adventure game where they people suggested what actions were going to be drawn next.

It's like Ttssattsr/Shada/MrPineapple + 30s crime fiction.

mspaintadventures.com/?s=4
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I might have to have a further look at this later
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# It's always a pleasure.

To inflict masses of reading on someone
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Better than masses of Luton.
But only just.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# *jaundice high-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# The thing about olive skin is there are only two modes.
Brown or really pasty yellow green.

I'm still going for the Monte Cristo indoor tan myself but I've got a long way to go.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# At least you can go outside in the summer
without needing to be covered in a layer of sticky cream every half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *rises to bait*
*covers in layer of sticky cream*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# FOR ONCE
I wasn't baiting. I'm talking to Jeru, it'd be a big waste of effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah blame it all on me like I'm some kind of inhuman personification of wrong doing.
I could market myself as the Misdeed kid and walk into a saloon and say
"The misdeeds are on me"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I'm not blaming you at all
it'd just be like offering a buddhist a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Depends what kind of buddhist he was.
He could be an incredibly noir buddhist who believed in the neccesity of change. Or just a tibetan monk who are pretty rough when it comes to defending their homeland.

SEE HOW I SHATTER YOU ANALOGY LIKE...SHATTERING BREAKY STUFF!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Bloody hell, alright then
You know what I mean, anyway, Difficult McPickHolesInThings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I sort of do, it took me about four or five passes to realise you weren't calling me rubbish at being misdeedful.
And that's Mr McPickHolesInThings to you, ya lousy dame. Next time I'll fill you with daylight.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You don't have the guts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Don't mess me around toots, I'm up to my neck in this weird puzzle shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# toots as well!
Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
the missdeed kid is harsh and tough
he'll muss your hair and your shoes he'll scuff
the cheekiest scamp
the meanest guff

naughty misdeed kiiiiiiid
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Welcome to my crime team Senor Scamp!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# oh boy, the mischief is so on
aaaaaaand back to work, laters y'aaaaaall
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I could if Italians weren't genetically indisposed to hate the sun.
Also no-one says sticky cream!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I do, you just did, Sacchyface loves a bit of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# No I didn't.
It was moonlight refracting off swamp gas.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# A likely story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *moons*
my buttocks; like swans they are
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I think if I ever saw your unfettered bottom I'd probably have to write an ode to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
#
to on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Like he'd let me get that close.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# *fires up expensive custom made electric butt-fence*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *zzzt* ow
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# it's already got quite an odour to it, wait... what?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What, protected by the queen?
Does she stand behind you shooing people with a broom?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# yes, yes she does
also it'll break yr arm given half a chance
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Thus I shall nickname you anus 'The steel gates of abbadon'
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Someone pointed me at FML the other week
this was one of the stories at the time
www.fmylife.com/health/1246949

:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# so they can take the fingerprints
of wandering hands
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# because nothing looks sexier than a well aged maple-wood sideboard
WOODSTAIN MAKES YOU SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I don't understand why you're furious
it does look good, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)