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# interestingly
they've been offering flu vaccinations at work... don't know if that fits with anyone's conspiracy theories... but the vaccinations seem to be full of big nano-bots
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# My daughter's nursery were handing out leaflets about swine-flu this morning.
If any of the kids get any "flu-like" symptoms they will be sent home and not allowed to return until they've been given the all-clear by a doctor.

Raving mad it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# HA HA HA
flu like symptoms include crankyness, sleepyness... being less than 3 feet tall.

Over reaction is rife... mostly because the consequences of a reaction which was subsequently found to be an under reaction are dire...

this is what happens when people make decisions based on speculation rather than information.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# "Extra anti-bacterial procedures will be put into place around the nursery"
Yeah, cos that'll help with the flu VIRUS, you fucking muppets...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D
Virus: "Damn this is a clean nursery!"

also the virus is currently a bit of a pussy but easily transmittable... the problem would come if it mutated into something stronger... which may take time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# So would it be better to catch it sooner rather than later, or doesn't that matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I was thinking this.
It'd be embarrassing if all this work to stop it spreading now means a stronger version can kill more people later.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# yeah
embarrassing, that's the word for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Boy would our faces be red
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I think it depends on how much it mutates by
... the H1 bit of H1N1 refers to the haemagglutinin which binds the virus to the cell... the 1 in H1 means there's only one of them (as opposed to H5N1 which has more binding sites) also as an influenza virus it's focussed mostly on the upper respiratory tract which is less harmful (as opposed to the lungs)...

exposure to this might make your immune system better equipped to cope with a mutated version depending on how close the mutation is to the virus you've been exposed to.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# OK, cheers. It's worth a shot then.
*wanders off to look for a Mexican*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# my friend is a teacher
and had several kids drop out of a school trip to France because their parents didn't want them to catch bird flu
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Were they going to France on swans?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# isn't that how it's done?
*strolls into Holland on a Geese*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I love this statement
lets marry
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# :D
*weds*
*lets self go... more*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha that'd be awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# haha
I bet the other kids came back with burnt necks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# And I bet they didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# porn, flick-knives and firecrackers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Apparently it's most contagious the day before the symptoms start to show
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I think I might be ill tomorrow,
I'd best not go into work today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:30, archived)