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# My cat left me a present this morning ...


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(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# that is why cats are shits
Looks like some sort of half mantis, half rodent mutation. Brundlefly?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# *Bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Thanks for sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# you're welcome
...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# was it cayke?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# What a considerate cat
And with that it's good 'noon from me! Enjoy your fun and frolics this weekend x
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# bye, have a good weekedn, x
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# *waves*
Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Why am i looking at your disembodied rodent's head?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# thanks for that
no really. that was great.
(Peter_G, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I wish he/she/it had waited til Sunday when I wasn't eating.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Thank you for posting this
I was going to try and do my own version if you'd left....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *sets watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# -__- ...
...-__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Did it leave its ass on mars?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Fs7U3sG4s&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# well eat it up then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# we found evidence that a fox had been in our chicken coop
C.F.B.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Good evidence :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
#
daft sod had squeezed his way in, eaten our chickens, then forgot how to get out again
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# this is why you they didn't hire a fox
to replace Carol Vorderman

Have you kept him as a pet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# are you saying Carol Voderman isn't a fox?
in which case, I agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# what? You are twisting my words!
she is all of teh foxy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# What made you realise it?
Was it that he'd left a mix CD hanging from the roof?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# you are thinking of Carl COX
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# No
Dr Fox:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I got overtaken by a Porsche Boxter
with plate DR 02 FOX last week

I caught back up to see if it was him but it was some stringy blonde woman driving

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# result:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I'm not fucking Quincy you know
give us a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I wouldn't fuck Quincy either... Father Dowling was FAR sexier
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# So what's the evidence then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# fox shit...
...with chicken bits.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I hope you had chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Would you consider selling this?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:40, archived)