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All facial hair is better than no facial hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

Please tell that to my boss

I didn't shave today and he's not very happy.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

Does it affect your ability to do your job?

Are you customer-facing?

If the answer is no to both tell him to sod off, and tell him i told you you could say it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

That's the thing, I'm allowed to wear a Tshirt, cargos and trainers (unless a client is coming in)

But a bit of facial hair and it's a nono.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

If anything the beard is the source of all power.

If you can get it to grow into one feature with your hair then it powers up like the deathstar and fires a laserbeam out your nose.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

I think I love you

Beardy men are the BEST

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

Except trampy beards.

Trampy beards are a bit eeehhh.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

What's a trampy beard?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

You know, the ones that are all manky and have birds living in them

And are grey and bedraggled and smell

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

One with a shape shaved into it

I think I'm confused about the definition of 'berad'

And 'trampy'

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Deep breaths, Scarry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

This kind of thick unkempt beard that combined with long hair makes you look like a tramp (and about ten years older)

twitpic.com/47nll/full

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

Or a member of a thrash band

which you don't want to hear my opinions about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

They have tramps fronting thrash bands?

That would be quite cool to go see a band and there being a manky dog tied by a bit of rope to the microphone stand.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

Fuck him, who is he- Thatcher?

Tell him if he's got a problem with your facial hair, he damn well better have a problem with all the women in the office's facial hair too. To their faces. Like a big brave boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

There are no womenz in this office

Well our accountant is, but she only works Tuesday mornings.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

Ah, nuts.

I'd just say 'well you expect me to have to deal with that (gesture to his face) all day, what's your problem?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

^THIS

let him front hairy mabel from human resources and tell her to shave that sprouting black mole on her chin!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

Pffft

You tell 'em.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

It fucking annoys me.

Not just because I eventually want all men to be banned from using razors.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

you really like

the hasidic jew look, don't you? ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

They should all look like cro-magnons, smash.

Cro-magnons or pirates.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

FUCKING SHITTY MAGNONS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

You make me laugh at least once a day, you loon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

\o/

I'm happy with that strike rate

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

Oh God yes, PIRATES

*drools some more

Not the Somalian variety though, I'm strictly after the Jack Sparrow type

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

Luckily, I've got a lookalike of my very own.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

You lucky thing!

*envies from a distance

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

i wouldn't say no to being dragged into hugh's cave

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

Yep, control freaks.

I try not to eat them too often.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

shave every day, except for a patch on your cheek

then paint a big mole under the unshaven bit

see how he likes that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

^this^

my inability to grow a convincing beard is countered by my phenomenal Noddy Holder-style acoutrements

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

I can't grow a beard and I'm nearly 32.

CURSE THESE GENES.

Sorry, I meant:

FUCK ME I'M PETER PAN.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

^this

I have to wait 18 days before it becomes noticeable that I haven't shaved

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

My brother-in-law's back hair grows at about two miles an hour. It's mental.

He is massively foreign, though, so that's to be expected.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Shit off, are you really?!

You're going to look about 40 when you hit your 90s.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

Either that or my face will collapse when I'm 35.

But yes. I got IDed at Download festival last year. Actually INSIDE the festival. I mean. For fuck's sake.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

I thought you were my age.

Don't get all offended by that. Bet you will now. Damn.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

It's kind of a default setting, really, isn't it?

I think 'yeah, you're about my age' about pretty much everyone I ever meet, so I reckon I'm usually the offender rather than the offendee.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

I'm 24

and have been told in the past couple of years that I liiked about 30, about 18 and about 25.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

I know the feeling.

I got IDed buying booze at Christmas. I'm 32 as well, and might be able to manage a beard if the 'tache is optional. Maybe.

On the plus side, people usually guess my age as being around 21-25, so it has its benefits.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

That's a tad harsh, Joe.

I've met her, and I thought she was lovely.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

This with fucking BELLS on

I love my blokes bearded, with that slightly scruffy look.

*moons over Hugh a bit more*

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, archived)