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[challenge entry] Knees bend, arms stretched, Rar! Rar! Rar!


edit: ja das hokey cokey - thanks Griffy

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(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Do you know what's fun?
Doing the hokey cokey silently at bus stops on your own. Never fails to make me giggle like a drunken tramp.

Forgot to mention: more points if you manage to do it with complete poker face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# and what can these points be used for?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Captain cuddles and laptime.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hell yeah!
*rushes for the bus stop*
*stumbles a little*
*picks self up, dusts grit off knees*
*carries on with same enthusiasm as before*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# You know, I think my love for you just increased by 38%
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :D
I'm giggling just remembering doing it, and obseving thewide berth passers by give me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I want to do this in London
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# We have to do it proper poker face though. Like Kraftwerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Absolutely
That is the bit that is making me giggle in my office chair

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D you're so on, laddy
:D explosive laugh as I remembered shaking my leg all about at an old man. He just tutted at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# WE PUT OUR LEFT LEG IN ZE ROOM.
NOW WE ARE DANCING LIKE A LOON.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.
DOING HOKEY COKEY.
DUH-DUH DE DUH.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# :D
It's going to be lovely having you back over here, petal. Big koala cuddles again for the Dixy, who is the only man in 4 years who isn't the wife that I've hugged with my legs as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# \o/
haha :D

MWAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# MWAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You coming now!
I mean to London!!!!
Thought you'd cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Well, it's still 50/50, but things look ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I hope it's the good 50.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# meh, will see..
I am pretty broke and what with seeing Wow in September, have to check on my finances for May :/

Wow's no cheap date, my friend :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Yeah, but check the quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Top drawer stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# *copies pose*
*breaks hip*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# *nurses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# So you'd rather see one b3tan,
than a lot of us?
Prioritise dude!!


only joking!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# It was booked aaaaaages ago!
git. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Yeah, and I'm better.
Don't forget that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Indeed
One on one Captain time beats all bashes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# YEEEEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I booked my trains yesterday, so I'm officially in.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Yay!!
Where are you hiding at work?
Or have you gone already?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I've been all over the place, only been to D-floor once in the last month or so.
I was at the Northern today and spent most of the rest of the week watching spinal surgery
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Did you get the Cov place?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Yep, all seems to going great with that.
Won't be moving till mid September though
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKtxg1D7vZw
(Hagbard Celine, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# it goes up
UUUP
down
DOWN
any way you want it baby

DUN DUN DUUUUN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Does it?
But... but I thought...

does it really?


Iiiiinteresting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# yes
cubikmusik.typepad.com/cubikmusik/2006/03/my_love_for_you.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I no hear at work
is what please?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# is ESG
a lovely minimal funky thing from the early 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Ooooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I'd try that on the way home, but I'm sure
there's some law against it in London now.

Like reading a newspaper out loud, for instance.... *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Do iiiiiit!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *blushes*
scared....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# :D do it with Dixy and I at the meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I have an almost unbeatable poker face.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I don't, I'm crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Well, you'll set me off then!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# :D
I splutterlaugh if I'm trying not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# You can test my pokerface powers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *pokes knees and pulls faces*
blaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# *POKERFACES*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# *climbs onto shoulders and licks forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# GAH
*pokerface crumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# yeeeeah boyeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Ah, yes - need to talk to you about that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# To the gazmobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# whup
Saucy

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *luckiest girl in town*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# are you coming to the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Uncertain, currently.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# *starts certain-making machine*
ah gwan gwan gwan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# :)
It's not an unwillingness, it's potentially a not being in London issue.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# :(
nooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# like there are any newspapers left which are worth reading
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# fair point.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# people muttering whilst they read thier novel...
What's worse are idiots who play music out loud from their phones, as if it is a mini ghettoblaster
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I used to keep The Birdy Song on my mobile for those occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I_heart_U
I'm going to put Dillinger Escape Plan singing I Just Wanna Love You by Justin Timberlake on my phone when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha. I just carry a Crowbar.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# the little bastards on the bus home of an evening doing that....
*tries to keep blood pressure in check*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# you should carry a brolly
with a sword in it... you could call people Blagands or Blagards... not sure of the difference to be honest

right - I am away home for the weekend.

Consider yourselves all wished a jolly good time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# you too, Prof!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# bye Prof!
in fact, I think I should leave this criminal cesspool, pronto!

byyyeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha, I'll certainly give that a try
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Extra bonus points
if others join in.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hehehe
The only one that has made me smile so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I want parkin
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# There ya go..oh sorry!




most pointless pearoast ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I want parkin
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Go and buy some then.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I can't get any around here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I am sure your local supermarket will have some.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# No, I have looked before
They are all shit around here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# make your own then.
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/parkin_90139.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ^this
*rolls eyes at the youth of today*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I can't be bothered, I am sat down now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Stop your fucking whinging then! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Fuck you cunt roids
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ’ll nay be chunterin on mind,
but read book summat boot a herder and his gimmers wi a taste fer parkin. Aht Yorkshire ways. I's as likely got the spake new stuck in us 'ead.

Sitha now ken me bletherin on t’ a gradely lass! Blooim’ Claht 'ead!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I want parkin :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# someone get earl some parkin quick!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Hot damn nice work and very funny!
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hokey pokey penny a lump. Have a lick make you jump
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Stop flexing it like that, you almost had my eye out
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# perfect example...
...of how foolish it really is!...good work!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Arf!
But stop with the silly Americanisms!

It is the Hokey Cokey as you well know! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# is it? I always recalled it as Pokey
wiki says both are correct, now I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I think it is America where they say Pokey.
But England has always been Cokey as far as I am aware. Doesn't matter though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# arf
but isn't it the Hokey Cokey?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKtxg1D7vZw

Das ist die ganze Sache

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# FUCK!@!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# it's OK - it's both
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokey_Pokey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Pure genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# new challenge please
*not because this post,but because i dont wanna see another glitter twitter gag*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# How about you put some thought into
making an original and funny post then instead of bitching and moaning about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# oooooo bad mood?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# No, not at all.
I just don't see why people moan so fucking much every week about the compos yet don't take the initiative themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Yay!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:49, archived)