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# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHH!
GAH!
*bashes head against the wall*
Is it wrong to want to kill someone? I've got two girls staying, they knock on my door at 7am asking what time breakfast is (a door, I'd like to add, that has a sign on it telling them what time breakfast it).
Then knock on my door at 9:02 asking when breakfast is, to which I tell them I'll be open in two minutes and then knock again two minutes later to ask if breakfast is ready yet.
I've also worked in this industry too long to know when someone is taking the piss to my face in another language.
The little fucktards then request that a walk the ten feet to the fridge where they already know the milk is for me to get it for them. They were closer to it than I was and I'd have to pass them to get there.
GAH!

Todays TJ was brought to you by the letter J and T.


Oh and ningles.

/END riverghost morning rant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# 'Ning!
When's breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 9 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# When's breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Is breakfast ready yet?
*pre-emptive ducking ahead of the flying pan*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# IT is.
I have just rammed it up NinjaBadger's anus. You can retrieve it from there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# ooooh *intimate* breakfast. I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I'm not sure if I do or not.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 9 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Oh and those were originally rice crispies
not coco pops.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# So,

When is breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# It's being served buffet-style from my anus.
With a side of coleslaw and a sprig of parsley.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 9 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# When's Lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Lunchtime obviously.
They just returned iforming me that they were going to be checking out before the office opened on Monday and she'd like me to make her a packed breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# You know Ghosty, as there doesn't seem to be a day
when you aren't moaning about some guest or another, I think you may be in the wrong industry ;)

Mummy what is a sex pistol?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Naaa. I just like my morning rant
and human being are stupid. I did inform her that she had either mistaken this place for a hotel of me for her mother.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# That's what you get for taking that 'carpenter' sign off your building
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I fear for how different the bible would have been if Ghosty
was the one who ran the hostels in Bethlehem!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# "The stable? Nooo you can't sleep there! You'll have to pay for the room and don't ask me what time breakfast is. No visitors, not even if they're bleedin' angels, m'kay?"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Well it would be a bit awkward
Having to house the mother of my illigitimate son and her hubby!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# So you're saying that they won't open it until after they have left? Possibly for another country..
Perhaps there could be some ...surprises in there as well as breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Just pour loads of cereal into a tupperware box
without the milk. And a teabag.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 9 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Yeah have a teabag in your cereal?
I said no. There is a reason. If I do it for one person others overhear and want the same and before you know it you're making 10 to 20 pack breakfast every evening.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Well yeah I totally agree!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANT-FOOT SANDWICHES!?
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I'm hungry,
make me breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Is breakfast ready yet?
Get the milk while you're up.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# You don't wanna know where that is coming from.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 9 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# NO MAN MILK
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Sainsburys?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I can haz
breakfast now?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 9 May 2009, 12:32, archived)