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# You're too good.
Minor TJ: does anyone know if there's a law about how hot it can be in an office? 27.5 degrees C here, and I feel like I'm melting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I think it is 31'c
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hang on, no that might be my wishful thinking. Don't think there is a max temp
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hot and sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# this isn't useful
www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/temperature.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# They never bloody are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Awww *hug*
Why you sick?

I'm at home due to my neck going yesterday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I don't know, I feel dizzy and sick
it's hopefully the heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Go outside and get a bit of fresh air, drink plenty of water
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I've had loads of water, four glasses already since 9
I might pop outside at 12, when I'm on lunch.

don't worry about me, I'm granite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Take some deep breaths, slowly
You might have a bug

I do worry, so be happy in the fact that someone is worried about you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# You shouldn't do, I'm alright.
I think I'm hungry, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# When did you last eat?
It is taking my mind of the trapped nerve in my neck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Yesterday, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Go and eat some thing now
That is an order
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Nah, I've only got to wait 39 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I didn't see the time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# This is a common side effect from seeing me
Since you haven't seen me I would say it is the heat, do they still have the heating on in your office or is it an isolated spot of global warming caused by a subspace anomoly?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Yes. The heating is on in May.
I'm refusing to go to another 'oh aren't we so eco' meeting until they turn the damn thing off, bunch of hypocrites.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# The swines!
I'm sure some kind of Tachyon pulse could be utilised to disable the climate control subsystem.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Depends if it's a pr0n shoot or not.
Pr0n shoots can go up to 40 degrees legally. So that they get all nice and schweaty.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Working outside in the heat is worse then working inside in the heat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# You're right. That is one of the best reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Such laws exist for schools, and I'm fairly sure such laws exist for offices.
I shall find out.

Also, hello sweaty betty.

Edit: hmm
4. No maximum temperature is set in regulation because:
- this would be prescriptive and would limit the discretion of both duty holders and enforcers. Most modern health and safety law is goal-setting - setting out what must be achieved, not how it must be done. This approach enables HSE and Local Authority inspectors to use discretion and to make sensible judgements about the extent of risks and the efforts made to counter them;
- many workplaces have extreme temperatures because of the nature of the industry and the processes involved e.g. cast metal, catering and food processing; or because of the nature of the work activity, e.g. physically demanding work; and
- being reasonably comfortable in an indoor workplace is not a question of air temperature alone. Other issues to be considered include environmental factors and those which affect individuals, such as their age, sex and state of health. Sometimes the best that employers may be able to achieve is a thermal environment which will satisfy the majority of those working in that environment.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I'm not sweaty, actually.
Mitchum is magic stuff.

Morning, Doctor Hairy Faced Knicker Elastic Pinger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Girl, I'm gonna make you sweat
sweat til you can't sweat no moah.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I'd dance, but I think I'd probably just fall over.
I had a moment on the stairs a minute ago when I had to sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I've seen a few films where women get all hot and then they combat the temperature by removing all of their clothes and getting someone to stick their penis in their vagina or anus.
I don't think I'd recommend it though. If anything, they seem to just get sweatier, and before long, they have what looks like snot all over their face. Surely there must be a better solution.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I think I've seen some of those documentaries
whatever the actual results of their attempts, they always seem quite happy, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Yes, usually.
It's worth a try, I suppose. *dons air conditioner repairman uniform*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# You weren't Dutch earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I can be anything you want me to be
apart from anything involving headstands, they make my head hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Can you be a man in Hertfordshire with a bacon sandwich and a spare few hours?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :(
less than two weeks til I can have proper bacon again! yeeeah!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# We shall overdose on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# yeeeeah
lovely pig-back in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# morning sweetie muffins
I think the H&S regulations relate to lowest temp - one sec and I'll check

www.hse.gov.uk/temperature/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# also
this is a bit funny

www.hse.gov.uk/myth/index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Oooh I like those illustrations.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I thought you might
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I'm nothing if not predictable :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# isn't there anything under comfortable working conditions?
as far as i'm aware, if more people want it cool than hot, the heat has to be turned down.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# We are ALL moaning. I emailed facilities, but no reply as of yet.
I'm hoping the heat's why I'm feeling so dizzy and sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hopefully
we don't want a sick captain! tell your boss the heat is making you sick and impairing your work. you may have to go home if you don't get some cool air.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Too much to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# i know the feeling
i'm trying to pack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Naaaah. That can't be right.
There's no reason why you should be forced to endure the unendurable because other people have reptilian metabolisms.




Eeek. I think I've just out-Icke'd Icke.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# i love heat
but my mate is a fucking snowman in disguise. every time he comes round, he complains about the heat. being the nice person that i am, i just put more clothes on and open a window.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# it's about 26 i think
also - SEE WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THIS FOR YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Only because we're not wimps, guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# shit!
not only am i always sick, but after all these years, i realise i must be a man!
a sexy female man, but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Crack a window open
...and if you can't do that then just crack a window*.

*may involve written warnings or requests to pay for damages
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# They're all open...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ah
then sweating followed by heat fueled rampage seems your only option.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I might start smashing a monitor for every .01 of a degree above 20.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Mornin lushy
There is but I'm not sure what. When you DO get too hot and 'cloth off', please send me some photographs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I've taken off everything I can....
I've even taken my boots off, so I'm wandering around my building with no shoes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# "Here's all the info about the office, sir. That thing is hot!"
"Ouch!"

Morning miss. It was about 9 degrees in our office yesterday. People were wearing coats and started going outside to warm up. Naturally, I stayed in my t-shirt all day.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I prefer it cold, then I can snuggle up in my coat and have cups of tea and coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Exactly

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Couple of years back
I was told there wasn't.

I was in an office where the aircon was pumping out hot air in August.
We were told we could wear shorts while it was being fixed. One of the worst fortnights of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# We've got aircon that comes on sporadically and only helps those sat right under it
and ceiling fans that circulate hot air about. I know this because I've been stood on my chair (dangerous) with my head near one holding the thermometer. All for the good of SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# It's not SCIENCE unless you're risking your life
and meddling with things you don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I was stood on a swivelly chair
doing something that would help if I had any control over the temperature. Good?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Tampering with the laws of nature,
Playing God.

And...and... I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Are your legs really that bad?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:32, archived)