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# Back to the jungle then...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# ::: Are YOU looking for gay men in your area?
Then call GAYWAVES to meet party people near YOU!
Calls cost £1:50 pm, calls from mobiles may cost more
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Do you want to meet shit pop stars
that want to meet other shit pop stars? Then call 0800-SHOWEROFSHITE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I liked The Apprentice last week when they got a couple of models to be bumsters eating ice cream.
The guy organising it said before they started "And nothing too suggestive, lads - we're not making a porno" hahahaha FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha ha what?
Yes, male models are well known for flopping a cock out at the sight of a camera :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I saw a shocking ad on the televisual apparatus the other day,
for a service where you text a car number plate to them

and they text you back TWO texts a) the price of the car and b) the mileage (or some shit)

EACH text is 1.50. Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Apparently, it's a big hit in teh Hollands
see also: housing prices. Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# What is the purpose of this so-called "service"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Making shitloads of money

www.cartracks.nl/

We hates them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Clairvoyant Spiritual txt service ones are the best
Text "man" and get the First letter of name of the man you will marry.
£1.50.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Clearly these people make enough money off them
to buy lots of airtime to advertise their silly little text services
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# *dons black and pink striped leggings and does the gay exchange dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Whats the number then?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hang on, it's in my addressbook...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# HAHAHA! Peter Prambo
Hmmm, let me see, when's his new album being released?? And they've split up just before the release??? Hmmm, now that is unfortunate?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# So cynical
i'm sure it's got nothing to do with drumming up media interest...HAHAHAHAHAHA, i'm sorry, I could only keep that going for so long.

You hit the nail on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# ahahahaha, 'tis a good one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahahah! christ almighty......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and gays.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:12, archived)