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# This.

Good day everyone. Smashing shirts and all?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# plain blue T
and black combat style trews

working from home uniform
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# but it's friday
friday is dress-up day at home, you have to maintain the cosmic balance or the universe will be destroyed

now get that shirt and tie on, you scruffy urchin

i may or may not be wearing a t-shirt with a stencilled picture of a duck on it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *adorns white-tie*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# now we're talking
*pours the champers*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# spiffing what ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hmm, "champers" didn't get underlined in red when i typed it, so i'm guessing it must be in the dictionary
KDE is the campest desktop i've ever used
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Morning Mediocre!
I am not wearing a shirt today, I am wearing my Hong Kong Phooey T-Shirt. I wanted to wear my Penfold one, but I can't find it.

Also, I went to the dentists this morning, and they cleaned my teeth all up. Now I have teeth like a Hollywood movie star! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *dazzled*
wow - are you famous or some shit like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I think I may be now....
:D

Also, the dentist told me I can get a free veneer to fix the chip in my front tooth after 10 years of being unable to fix it! WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# you can't argue with
free dentistry!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# unless it's imposed on you
by the Nazis or something... although even then you probably can't argue
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# certainly not advised to argue
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I don't speak much German
so I probably couldn't argue anyway... and they didn't teach us useful things like how to negotiate with Nazis in my GCSE German classes... thanks a bunch Mrs Warren!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# "Is it safe"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# arf!
i saw where they filmed that last month
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hah.I love having google suggest the rest of a query
I just cut/pasted "is it safe" into the toolbar, and got:

"is it safe to travel to mexico"
"is it safe to eat peanut butter"
"is it safe to reuse the same water bottle over and over"
"is it safe to travel to mexico right now"
"is it safe to fly when pregnant"
...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# he didn't have to make you unconscious did he?
are you sure that 'veneer' is what he said it was?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Woo!

You should go out and blind people with your smile
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# suited and booted
cuff links, tie, tie pin, pocket handkerchief, brogues but not sock suspenders (today)... also a shirt and suit and things...I'm not sitting here naked in shoes and a tie with cuff links glued to wrists
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Oooh
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# t-shirt and jeans today. It's friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# we don't get muftie day
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I long for the day where we have to look smart at work.
Yeah, not really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# well it looks like I'm the only cunt
here wearing a corporate noose...

I don't mind it though I rather like the uniform and the accoutrements... as previously discussed I may be a foppish popinjay (although I'm not)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# At the moment, I'm still in bed, so I'm wearing a smashing duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# is it a spiderman duvet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Despite not being at work, I'm not actually 12 years old...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# well lar dee dar :)
I live in constant hope of finding a king sized spiderman / GI Joe / He Man duvet set... there's probably a market for this... hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# this reminds me of the picture my brother-in-law sent me of him sitting in a circle of four-year old boys (including his son)
they are all dressed as superheroes.

I like to call the picture "Mike consults the council of tiny superheroes" (he is also 6'4'' - for extra comedy)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I like this image
children should spend most of their time dressed up as superheroes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :D
children adults. *adjusts cape*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I am wearing a t-shirt with a rip-off Optimus type robot on it and a happy cat.
Though I am also wearing pearls and heels, coz I am a smart lady and that.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# A robot and a cat?

Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:18, archived)