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# Pamela Chuckle-Anderson
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# phwoooar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Took me a long time to notice what you'd done...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# wait has he enlarged the boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# He's reduced them
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# there are boobs in that picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I cant help but think they look more like wasp stings
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# didnt want to spend too much time shopping boobs at work for a engineering firm


they might start watching me which would be a bit weird
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# claim that you are studying bras as a model for suspension bridges.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# lol
again you tempt into shopping boobs at work.....
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# BOOBEES!
Oh. It's a wassup
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# She looks less like a tranny here than she does usually now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Still probably would....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# This.

Good day everyone. Smashing shirts and all?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# plain blue T
and black combat style trews

working from home uniform
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# but it's friday
friday is dress-up day at home, you have to maintain the cosmic balance or the universe will be destroyed

now get that shirt and tie on, you scruffy urchin

i may or may not be wearing a t-shirt with a stencilled picture of a duck on it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *adorns white-tie*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# now we're talking
*pours the champers*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# spiffing what ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hmm, "champers" didn't get underlined in red when i typed it, so i'm guessing it must be in the dictionary
KDE is the campest desktop i've ever used
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Morning Mediocre!
I am not wearing a shirt today, I am wearing my Hong Kong Phooey T-Shirt. I wanted to wear my Penfold one, but I can't find it.

Also, I went to the dentists this morning, and they cleaned my teeth all up. Now I have teeth like a Hollywood movie star! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *dazzled*
wow - are you famous or some shit like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I think I may be now....
:D

Also, the dentist told me I can get a free veneer to fix the chip in my front tooth after 10 years of being unable to fix it! WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# you can't argue with
free dentistry!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# unless it's imposed on you
by the Nazis or something... although even then you probably can't argue
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# certainly not advised to argue
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I don't speak much German
so I probably couldn't argue anyway... and they didn't teach us useful things like how to negotiate with Nazis in my GCSE German classes... thanks a bunch Mrs Warren!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# "Is it safe"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# arf!
i saw where they filmed that last month
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hah.I love having google suggest the rest of a query
I just cut/pasted "is it safe" into the toolbar, and got:

"is it safe to travel to mexico"
"is it safe to eat peanut butter"
"is it safe to reuse the same water bottle over and over"
"is it safe to travel to mexico right now"
"is it safe to fly when pregnant"
...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# he didn't have to make you unconscious did he?
are you sure that 'veneer' is what he said it was?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Woo!

You should go out and blind people with your smile
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# suited and booted
cuff links, tie, tie pin, pocket handkerchief, brogues but not sock suspenders (today)... also a shirt and suit and things...I'm not sitting here naked in shoes and a tie with cuff links glued to wrists
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Oooh
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# t-shirt and jeans today. It's friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# we don't get muftie day
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I long for the day where we have to look smart at work.
Yeah, not really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# well it looks like I'm the only cunt
here wearing a corporate noose...

I don't mind it though I rather like the uniform and the accoutrements... as previously discussed I may be a foppish popinjay (although I'm not)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# At the moment, I'm still in bed, so I'm wearing a smashing duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# is it a spiderman duvet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Despite not being at work, I'm not actually 12 years old...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# well lar dee dar :)
I live in constant hope of finding a king sized spiderman / GI Joe / He Man duvet set... there's probably a market for this... hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# this reminds me of the picture my brother-in-law sent me of him sitting in a circle of four-year old boys (including his son)
they are all dressed as superheroes.

I like to call the picture "Mike consults the council of tiny superheroes" (he is also 6'4'' - for extra comedy)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I like this image
children should spend most of their time dressed up as superheroes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :D
children adults. *adjusts cape*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I am wearing a t-shirt with a rip-off Optimus type robot on it and a happy cat.
Though I am also wearing pearls and heels, coz I am a smart lady and that.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# A robot and a cat?

Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# *drops monocle*
a bit of a shave, adn it wouldn't be THAT bad, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# a 69 would be confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# "Sorry, Honey, but your moustache is tickling my balls" is not a phrase I ever want to have to utter
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hey
if the moustache ever reached that far I wouldn't complain!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Deepthroatlols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I had to draw a quick diagram
to work that one out.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# She's a freak of nature.
Before you shopped it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
#
nature surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I think i must be the only bloke who's really not in to big norks
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# no your not. I prefer smaller ones
but I do appreciate them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I don't really care. It doesn't matter to me in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Clearly you are just desperate.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# big or small, i've never met a boobie i didn't like
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ^^
this
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'm not a massive fan either.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# um
I think they become a bit wierd when they start looking more like chest absesses than actual boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I don't like false tits, no matter the size
normal ones are all good though. Well, if I'm going to be really brutally honest, normal ones from a B cup upwards. A cups are just bitch tits borrowed off fat boys. Such an unholy bitch today, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I agree with you on all points.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# There are a lot of fatty haters on b3ta :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Not me.
Christ, don't say I've offended yet another person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I'll update the spreadsheet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
you tit
/topical
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# :D
not too big, not too small, just right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# It's OK
I've stopped crying now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Nah
There was a talk about that last month or so. Many blokes seem to like them smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# *nods*
not that I'm a particular expert on the subject, but I know a lot of guys who prefer the smaller boobies. Hmph. Ah well.

Is it because they tend to be untouched by the ravages of life and gravity?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Each one should not be more than a hefty handful
Any extra is just a waste
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# utter rubbish
you can never have too much of a good thing.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# It's lucky we're not as judgemental about your bollocks, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# he has lovely balls
like a couple of sleeping hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
#
sleeping dead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I'd be worried if each of my bollocks was a "hefty handful"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Partly this, but also I like the taller lady, and it's physically unrealistic (without, as you mention, unappealing surgery) to expect tall women to have large breasts
also, it looks wrong. simple formula:

short => larger breast
tall => smaller breast
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# it's hard to find fault with such
sound science
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Short and curvy is a very happy thing to be
until nasty men start going on about ewwwwww, your tits aren't ni the same place as the last 15 year old I was watching from the bushes, etc. Thank fuck I'm not sagging, otherwise I'd be really hurt. After all, it's not like we can help any of it, in the same way you lot can't help your danglies looking like that.

Funnily enough, get over a C cup and it tends to happen. It's called WOMAN.

*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# huff
I can help but empathise, old men on beaches that clearly used to be muscle bound workhorses of the empire now sag in a sorted deflated female kind of way. Gravity it would appear is not sexist
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Gravity always wins.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# funnily enough
I received this by email today

www.kingofforwards.com/fake-or-real/passage-of-time-leaves-out-no-one/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I got that a few days ago
poor ole arnie, I need your coat, your sunglasses and your shop mobility cart
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# roger moore
serious bitch tits
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# awww.
Although I'm now imagining a sciencey-type in a lab coat standing by a flip-chart and saying "and then...", flipping over the chart to reveal the words "WOMAN", and tapping it with a pointer stick while nodding sagely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# no matter what you look like, someone will get upset about it
i blame the redtops
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I dont mind big norks
as long as they're real

But, if I'm honest I prefer a nice big bum
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# but not in the chest area?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# This hard^^^^
Can't beat a nice round bum!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# \o/
GOOD. Because mine is refusing to get smaller with the rest of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I'm an equal opportunites groper
... and to be honest it probably depends on my mood
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I wouldn't say only
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# They are ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I don't know, their show had merit
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I was amazed at how old they were.
I don't know what I was expecting. I mean, look at them.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I've had 'er
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:01, archived)