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# I think this is possibly the one Jaker one that hasn't bindin!


big
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Oh no you di'nt!

Biggah!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# this could not be any more sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# It could
I could have got the colouring correct if my work monitor was calibrated :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Hold on I'll fuck my monitor up to look like yours.
WOW that's great.

I now get to waste the whole day setting it back. Joy :)
(waxdart hello., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# It's a budget iiyama
Fantastic for programming for long hours, piss poor for colour replication.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# God I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# that is far too bloody good!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# You can't run from him
Have you never seen a horror movie? You'll break a heel or twist your ankle at some point...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Precisely why I stopped wearing heels.
I also stopped getting my tits out, smoking weed, drinking beer and running into rooms where there isn't an alternative exit except for that tiny window which is stuck shut
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# You should write for hollywood
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Crivens!
They've dedicated that bench to you - are you dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Yes
The afterlife finally got broadband a few months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
# this is by far the best joker image available on the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# What the fuck is that shit?
It's surely not edible?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Spent ages trying to find the most inedible one I could:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# No, it's ACE.
It's a bit like that cheap speed that only lasts half an hour, but for children.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Shame kids don't last half an hour:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
# What a fucking sinister paedo thing to say :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# He'd make a terrifying paedophile.
I can't get away from him if he doesn't want me to (I'd imagine) they wouldn't stand a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I don't know.
He's quite a good-looking chap, and very friendly. I think he'd be one of the better ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# No it was generally a kids would be better if they were only there for half and hour staement
It was your paedo mind that made that assuption.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I'VE BEEN SAVED BY JEEEEEESUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# He has a piggy bank of people?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# We like to call ourselves the Not Burning For Eternity Posse.
Aight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Ah floaty cloud time
The music would be utter shite you realise?

Personally I prefer the Ross Noble outlook. It's be great at the great reaconing it turns out that only people wearing tophats get into heaven.
It'll be Abraham Lincoln, the guy from the Monopoly board and Slash!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# You forgot Dr When!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Well obviously all b3tards will be there
that's were we put the bunker:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Not everyone gets access to the bunker though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# That's why I saw someone on /talk trying to sell tophats:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Ashley Dr When's is a bowler hat.
Or at least - the one on Saturday was.

/is the sort of person that gets annoyed by such things
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# he's got the works
the man's a one man sartorial extravaganza
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I aspire to such greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# On saturday it was
But I'm sure I've seen pictures of him wearing a tophat

Edit:

I have www.flickr.com/photos/cheekyboy/387256656/
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
# That's Dave The Hat, isn't it?
/conspiracys
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# sanctimonious pricks
:D

nings
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# SAVED sanctimonious pricks, ahthangyew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I say the Devil will look after his own.
All he cares about is stealing souls away from God, once he's got them there seems very little point in him torturing people. Odds are Hell looks like an upmarket Gentleman's Club
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Don't tell me that
I like leather armchairs. SHUSH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# its green leather as well. my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# 'Speedy D'
Did I read yesterday that you can sear in Gujerati?

fo shizzle ma chord!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Ish.
I've been taught how to say sisterfucker (I think) and 'your mother is a muslim donkey'. Again, I think. It's been a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Sister fucker is Ben Chord
and apart fromthe lousy spelling "Jahmin Dhari Ma hel ou too" is 'did the earth move for you'

again it's been a while but that often causes waiters to double-take in Indian restaurants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I think the 'your mother is...' one is
'dare-ma sale muscleman gutro' or something akin to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I also got taught
"I want to open an income tax office in your mother's cunt" but can only remember a little bit of it

bizarre swearers these Gujarati
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Randomly starting fights across SE Asia
It's actually banchode. It works better if you try to angrily spit whilst saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! 19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# haha yes
like the difference between puddhy and puddhu!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I suppose it'll get them to school
but they'll be on come-downs by hometime
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I don't understand how they run about the garden going AAAAAAAAH
just after they've done it all day at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I thought there was only children's GHB and XTC
www.expatica.com/nl/news/dutch-news/Dutch-toddler-swallows-date-rape-drug_53173.html

hello Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# YO
Poor bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
#
You really don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# what IS that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Yucky boo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# That's why you see so many rotund Mexican bellies
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Now do Godfather pizzas (horse head flavour).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Thank you, one person:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Needs some razor blades in it
Damn trains
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hahhahahaha! Sppppppppaaaaannnngggggg!
awesome! 99% sugar cereals are great :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# No Steve, that's only Frosties.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# no, no, no, frosties are GRRRREEEAAAT!
or, if you are an annoying pre-pubesent kid, you've got to sing "They're gonna taste great, they're gonna taste grea-at!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# i'm thooper thereal :)
woo :)

*runs off to watch manbearpig*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)