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# I hope j peasmold gruntfuttock is still here, I drew him some wank material.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Is that homosexual meerkat?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Ah I see :D
Nice work!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# so you're grinding one out too?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I sure am!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Bisto!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *notes down as good finishing line*
not that anyone one would hear it.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Pfft!
A bloke I used to work with had a brother who was at University. Apparently in the house they would get fined for not doing things. It was a £10 fine if they spluffed with a girl and did not scream out Aaaaah! Bisto!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I think i'd be quite rich in that household.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# TOO MUCH SEXY FURRY OVERLOAD.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# where's jamnog?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# On ignore, bro.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# :( poor jamnog.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I recently streamlined the list.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# If I ever have a Hen's night..
I want to hire someone like this.. :D
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I'll need a policeman's hat and a pair of socks, but I'll do it for free.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# No
you supply your own tennis green socks.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Done, where can I get the hat? or will a trencher do? I could be a teacher instead of a policeman...
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# No I want a cop.
Policehat = ebay?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# let's steal it off a policeman, and charm our way out of trouble.
My trencher is well sexy though:
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Your trencher is too big
:D
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# never thought anyone would tell me that.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# What's the difference between a trencher and a mortar board?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# none. they're exactly the same, mortar board is slang though.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Trencher is a silly name for a cap.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# tis the snobby proper name *snuffles dissapprovingly*
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I disagree ...
They're just caps in Oxford.
Edit: It's certainly not their original name ...
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I'm too uncooth to go to oxford. :(
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# You'd be surprised.
*uncouth
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# phooooor!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# glad it's appreciated.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I wouldn't know


NING k3b/-\b!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# :(:(:(:(:( how come someone is ignoring poor little jpg?
hi Phillipa.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ^This, I am confused
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I am also confusealled
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Strange choice of people to ignore.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Right, why?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Why not...

* Did someone just say Bisto?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# There must be a reason why?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I was a bad person, and was spamming him with 'Why is it always' replies...
in Portuguese.

I know, it was wrong.

Edit: Could someone tell him I'm very sorry, I'll not do it again.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ok
I am lost to what 'why is it always' is in reference to :)
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# why is it always raining in your images?
one of wobbly's reply to vagabond and then subsequently overused.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# It seems to be a WB response to Vagabond's 'rain' images...
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ah right, still not woken up :)
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# It seems to be one of 6 WB responses
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Who said that?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *manhugs*
I am sorry, I really shouldn't have been such a dick.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# no!! be more of a dick!!
It's tremendous fun!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I try to reserve that for the working week...
;-)
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# ah yeah, people seem unhappy when there's a cdc on their new whiteboard.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Beats Powerpoint every time, though :D
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# used toilet paper beats powerpoint.
beamer ftmfw.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# It's strange, some of my 'esteemed colleagues' in NY
completely wet themselves when PP 2007 came out, saying it was so much easier to use and blah blah blah, but I reckon it's still utter shit, though.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# yeah but come on
mudflaps are more intelligent than people that like office 2007
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'll remember to mention that next time it comes up.

:D
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# wrong colours and a better looking person doing the writing :)

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# It was only a joke.. I didn't really ignore you, I wouldn't do that to anyone.
Well maybe someone...

Pfffttt...
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# 0_0
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# *listens*
*listens*
*listens some more*
*get's hyper sensorive mic*

Nope. Still can't hear my heart bleeding.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I just couldn't understand why he'd want to ignore you.
/confused blog
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# It was a joke!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Why is it always a question in your posts?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# ^that's what she said?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *parp*
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# don't be such a girl :)
why is it always apologetic in your posts?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Did he soil your flowerbeds?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I did poop in themz
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# buy him this, it is now only £9.99
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# no, he might choke on them.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# or this
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# You cunt!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hooray for purple links!

(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ^ this
:)
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# You're at the bong again, aren't you?
;-)
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I haz no bong or drugs other then what I need to take :)
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Industrial Strength Barbiturates FTW!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Probably not far of if I tooke enough :D
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Sir, you made good on your
promise threat.
:D

*doffs cap*
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# :D
I presume you were enjoying it for the past 22 minutes?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I'm ashamed to admit, I was doing something far worse...
Listening to Piers 'Moron' Morgan on Desert Island Discs.

*is shamed*
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# :( I have ymca playing in my head because of the hat for that image :'(
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Oh dear lord, no!
Put on "The Christian Militia" by New Model Army, that'll sort it out.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I'm going to regret this aren't I?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Hmmm, yes, you're probably right.
Forget I mentioned it, ok?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# im bopping along to the baseline
\m/
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# dear god
How did you listen to that and not shout wanker at him every time he opened his mouth?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Oddly enough...
That's pretty much what I was doing.

He's such an utter Git.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# all your fault.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha leather meerkat
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# it's a ferret
*kicks over easel*
*eats beret*
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)