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# she shouldn't have won, purely because she has a shit name
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# True dat.
And coupled with that she has a complexion like Bryan Adams.

But seriously, can we now start worrying about the European election results? FUCK OFF GRIFFIN YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Worry not
most of the muppets who might have voted for his crowd probably don't know where Europe is, and went to sign on instead :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Knowing where Europe is not a prerequisite for voting sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# My mate and his girlfriend got pregnant recently
they're over the moon but they're having trouble thinking of names. Their way of testing what they ought to call it is going out into the street and shouting the name out angrily.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Syndrome?
That is what I want to call me dog when I get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# oof...
I want to have a child named "Bogart" and another called "Marlowe". I know they're surnames but goddamit one of my children is going to be a private eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# What about Holmes then?
It would make him a PI as well as making him a friend of all of the young black community!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# not noir enough really
good thinking though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# have 2
you can call them sherlock and mycroft, after the holmes boys.
i'd go for dante, myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Dante Sellick? Nooooooooo.
It's got to be either Marv Or Dwight really.

Or actually John Sellick sounds pretty pulp, even though John on its own isn't a particularly noir name.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# "the name's John Sellick, private eye. I'm a dick"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# You could always call him Stunt Boxman.
Or Box Stuntman.

I FEEL THIS IS AN IMPORTANT NAME!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# diego selleck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Brutal Deluxe.
BRUTAL DELUXE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is an awesome name for a child :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I would have a child named this.
i'll suggest it to them. THey've already shout down both "Khan" and "Xerxes" though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Fuck I'm actually trying to remember some of the transfers from Speedball 2, but I can only remember Caza.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# How about a warcry for a name?
I'd name my child YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAARRGHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I think thats more of a nickname
Lord-Forehead "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAARRGHHHHHHH" Garrathy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I hope they find a name before they test FUCKING PAKIS or similar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Psst
Gaz
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# FUCKING MANDRILLS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Paul Muad'Dib
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# What's this with silly modern way of insinuating that the male is pregnant too?
Damn you and your modern ways, Mr O'Bedlam. Damn you!
*Shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# It's political correctness gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# you fail to account that my friends are seahorses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# may i suggest "FUCK BOOM RAPIST!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# fucking ye
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Shatner Tiberius
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I think they're already growing tired of my suggestions
appartently they think "Bill S." or "Theodore Ted" would be inappropriate to
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I'm shitting frying pans!
none of them should have won cos they're all cunts

he should have said "I'm sacking the bloody lot of you, and myself"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)