
Morning
I just did Joliet's work for her, so she can spend the rest of the day on b3ta;

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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:24,
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I just did Joliet's work for her, so she can spend the rest of the day on b3ta;


Using techniques of MATHS&trade called 'asymptotics beyond all orders' a dude proved something or another about crystal growth.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:35,
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what kind of mickey-mouse crystal morphology/ontology is this!?
I'm er, joking, joking. Of course.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:36,
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I'm er, joking, joking. Of course.


I guess it means that its easy to do magic fourier transforms to get the atom positions...low er B-factors..
edit : "In 1991, the International Union of Crystallography decided to redefine the term "crystal" to mean any solid having an essentially discrete diffraction diagram..."
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:44,
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edit : "In 1991, the International Union of Crystallography decided to redefine the term "crystal" to mean any solid having an essentially discrete diffraction diagram..."

Must be very good/subtle. I just spent ages trying to find the penis.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43,
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I just got this : "crystal reports" ... as in the automated software documentation thingy! Not an actual crystal report....
I need tea.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:50,
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I need tea.

How very informative on this Monday morning
Morning all! Coffee?
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:19,
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Morning all! Coffee?

*sits down and wait for drinking and drug smoking b3tards to srart bemoaning how bad red bull is for you*
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20,
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Other than that it smells and tastes foul? ;)
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:24,
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well if you're going to the kitchen, you get me a bacon sarnie, please?
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:23,
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To make a very long story short, we agreed to try it with a melon and *never* tell anyone (so I guess I'm doing that now, 15 years later). We cut two holes into it and humped it at different times while watching an adult movie. It took longer than doing it by hand, the orgasm was the same, and although the article said it felt like having sex with a vagina, it really did not. Afterwards, I was ashamed and felt quite stupid.
- age 30, Maryland
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:28,
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- age 30, Maryland

I demand more shoes. With high heels.
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40,
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