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# Your seaside chips are no longer safe!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# A Meregull?
zomg!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# shh!
He's coming into land.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# My little girl went to a local wildlife zoo for their school trip
they especially like the meerkat enclosure where they all sang "compare the merecat.com"

no doubt this happens a lot now, and meerkats around the country must be getting really confused. dot com.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Or maybe the merekats were singing in merekatese compare the market dot com.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# not even sound same
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# simples
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# There's a sign by the lifts here that says:
'Going up one floor or down two? Take the stairs and loose weight for the summer - simple!'

Someone has taken the time to correct 'loose' to 'lose' and add an 's' to 'simple'.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# haha
I hate seeing 'loose' for 'lose'

I hate it alot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I also hate it's wrongness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# they should of realised its wrongitude
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I could care less
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# it is a mute point, after all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Gah. I overheard this conversation the other day, between two PhD students and one said
"I followed it with my eyes, implicitly"

I felt like leaning over and saying "I'm sorry, but you've failed. Please pack your stuff"

INSTINCTIVELY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Its usually seen in girls magazine's
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# That reply is a setup, right?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# haha
may be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# There's a sign in the lift here saying
"You're stood there, reading this ... "

My marking hand twitches every time I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# it could be worse...
Your stood their reading, this....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Those meerkat enclosures can be treacherous
www.b3ta.com/board/9501765
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# It's a Swan!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# now THAT'S a MF Swan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# ding dong
it's King o'Swan !
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# When were they ever safe?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# When you kept them in a chip safe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# another name for a potatoe?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *runs off to put on a chip safe t shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# yeh but the vinegar fucks up the mechanisms
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# wednesday, just before breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# AAAAGGHHHHH!! Get away from my damn chips!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# seagulls will be one one of the first animals to get hungry and confused if humans suddenly vanished
seagulls and dogs.
followed by zoo animals and other caged pets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I suggest we break into every zoo in the land and free the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Noooo!
Break into all the zoos and feed the animals chips!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
# then they'd have to suffer Jamie Fucking Oliver banging on about how bad chips are for the poor animals
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# You'd get a fat cow pushing chips through the railings when he's trying to feed them proper food.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# pffft
my Gary don't like all that fruit stuff they gives em
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# YEah
He only likes Findar's crispy asbos.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)