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[challenge entry] Oh fucksocks!

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(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Several generations from just one pairing?
Ick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Proof that in-breeding produces cunts.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# And usually four of them on one person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# That's quite practical.
Well, if your dress doesn't have any pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# They would probably have to be lined with femidoms, so that possessions wouldn't get wet...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Or lost forever...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I've just done a fuck in my trousers!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Everyone is from Africa if you go back far enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Do you think anyone's been mean enough to point that out to him?
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# if no one has pointed out that there were no "indiginous white people" in the uk
then I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I'm from Pangaea
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I'm from the other place
;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# *persecutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# The ocean?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# this
but on the Panspermian side
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# You love sperm, you do
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# especially when...
...actually no I wont finish this sentence

check it out dude: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I'm from the primordial soup, you can tell by the RNA-enzyme relics in my core metabolome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I'm rogue RNA from the stars, man

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I'm from Hyperborea
*conans*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I'm not, I'm from Sheffield.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# do you know what
we all wake up to the same sun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# That's beautiful, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I WUB YOO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# That's beautiful too, man.
Everything's so beautiful today ;_;
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I don't.
I sleep inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ...A COFFIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Muahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Actually, I get the Guardian
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Paper-based puns, oh my.
The other day I admitted to reading a Daily Mail that was left on the train. Someone said "Have you no standards" - so I replied "No, nobody left any Standards behind.."

oh-hohoho.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahahah
good answer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Don't forget yer roots miss!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# As if I ever could.
Inside this weak and feeble southerner beats the heart of a SHEFFIELD STEEL BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# does thee 'ave sheffield accent then or wot?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Not until I go home or talk to Mstandot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Yee hah!
..I mean...Oh reyt then
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I thought
everyone came from the Garden of Eden?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# That'd be an amazing episode
I love who do you think you are
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)